2024... Controversy already?

Press Release:

Yes, yes... it wouldn't be a Fantasy Football season without a little controversy. The two go hand-in-hand. You can't have one without the other; much like a few of my favorite things. Peanut Butter and Milk. Caffeine and Tobacco. Stripper and Cocaine.

Yup, pretty short list. I am a man of few pleasures.

For those that do not know what took place on the afternoon of August 14th at The Wall. Let me fill you in...

At roughly, 1:26 p.m. you were all informed that we will be drawing the draft order after school. Naturally, we had to find someone that could pull the names - where is Kole when we need him. A quorum of members meet at the wall and "she who shall not be named" proceeded to draw out the names for the fantasy draft order. Nothing out of the ordinary... until she runs out of names and a one, "Todd Morgan" is not pronounced. As anyone could guess, all hell broke out. Chairs were being flipped, words were being yelled, arms were flailing and pig hearts were being eaten. What do you do?

We proceeded to blame the only appropriate outlet - the name drawer. F*cking females. 

To be fair, it was also entirely her fault. Want to know how I know it was her fault? Other than the fact that I personally cut 14 pieces of paper to be the exact same size, I also hand wrote each name on the papers. What to know how else I know it was her fault? Myself and 2 other members went back and looked at every slip - yes, "Todd M." was in the hat from the beginning.

Now we got members calling for a redraw... f*ck off.

We ain't redrawing shit.

The probability of "Todd M." being stuck to another name badge is the same for anyone else's name badge. It could have been anyone's name badge that magically was not revealed and they would have been moved up to the first overall pick.THE DRAFT ORDER IS SET!!!

Draft Order

1. Todd M.

2. Brent K

3. Chad G.

4. Todd B.

5. Mike V.

6. Scott R.

7. Spencer S.

8. John P.

9. Sebastian B.

10. Adam A.

11. Eric M.

12. Bob V.

13. Kyle L.

14. Steve A.

Good luck to all in the draft!

With Love

Commish