EOS Results

It is finally here - the End of the Season! We have a few things to go through: Season Awards, Week 14 Results, Playoff Bracket Predictions - everything bundled in 1 post.... why? Because I f*ckin' can!

Awards

MVP: Travis Kelce, TE: Hoosier Daddy

If you don't know yet, Travis Kelce is far and away the top TE this season in fantasy football. In fact, he would have finished scoring 257 points, which would have made him the 5th wide receiver overall. This not what made him stand apart though, it was his PAR (Points Above Replacement). He averaged 19.8 points... the 2nd TE averaged 13.2 points. Kelce outscored the 2nd TE by 100 points over the course of the season.... WTF?!?!?!? There has never been a more dominate season by a player in respective to their own position. 

Steal of the Draft: Justin Fields, QB: Ayahuasca Dreamer

This has been a tough year for this award. Here is the dilemma Fields was drafted at the end of the 11th round... 154th overall. He finished the season as a top 5 QB. Seems simple enough, right? Well, Fields also was dropped by Ayahuasca Dreamer, picked up by Hoosier Daddy, then dropped by Hoosier Daddy, then finally picked up and found a home with ETN. So does he really count as the STD if he was dropped that many times? My argument: If I told you that with the 154th overall pick, you would be able to find a top PRK player (not Kicker or Defense) - you call me a liar. 

Waiver Wire Pick-Up: Christian Watson, WR: OBJs in the Stands

Since OBJ picked up Watson, he averaged 23.8 points in the 4 games he played. You tell me who couldn't use that kind of production? Not to mention, Watson never scored less than 20 points each week. He has become the number one target in Green Bay and I don't care what you say about Rodgers - he can still supply plenty of targets to his new favorite receiver. 

Trade of the Year: Josh Jacobs, RB for Deandre Hopkins, WR: The Cochness Monsters/Gruden's Email

Obviously, if you are one of the 5 people who actually read this blog - then you know that Josh Jacobs has been going absolutely nuts at the end of the year. Jacobs has finished the season as the number 1 RB and averaged more than 20 points a week. On the flip side, Hopkins has had a good season (when he returned from his suspension). Hopkins finished the season.... 

Team to Beat: Hoosier Daddy

Let's be honest, this is Hoosier Daddy's year. They have the top QB, two top 10 RB's, a top 10 WR, the top TE, - that one helluva lineup. It going to take a terrible combination of a bad week for Hoosier and good week for their opponent.... even then - it might not be enough. They finished the season with 4 belt-wins and a 3-peat belt run. Will anybody be able to knock them off the path to the 'ship???

Week 14 Results

Matchup of the Week

Hoosier Daddy****(10-4) v OBJs in the Stands** (6-8)

This win solidified what has been a tremendous year for Hoosier Daddy. They win the regular season (getting their money back) and setting them up for a run in the playoffs. They will be looking to ride the coattails of their Fantasy MVP Travis Kelce and number 1 ranked QB J. Hurts. On top of that, this also knocked OBJs out of the running and cleared the way for a few teams to sneak in the playoffs. Unfortunately, this is the end for OBJ - who actually had a solid season, two belt wins is nothing to shake your head at. However, they just couldn't put it together in the end and, C'YA B*TCH!!

Prediction: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!

The Cochness Monsters (7-7) v PEN15 Wrinkle (5-9)

Remember when I said that the win in the MotW knocked out OBJs and cleared the way for a couple other teams.... hello Cochness. They sneak in the playoffs and find themselves even in the 7th seed - avoiding Hoosier Daddy... which is extremely important. No team should be overlooked, especially TCM - who have the number 2 and number 3 running backs... officially making them the deadliest tandem in the league. On the flip side, PEN15 had a chance to get back The Cochs... but instead they started multiple players on their byes. Not a good look, shame shame shame!!

Prediction: The Cochness Monsters... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: The Cochenss Monsters... RIGHT!!

Side Set TDs (9-5) v Ayahuasca Dreamer (7-7)

You want to know who else needed to win this week? Ayahuasca Dreamer. This lost knocked them out of the playoffs and they finish as the 10th seed.... all because of points scored. Sooooooo thank-you Titties - although I am always in the mood to thank titties..... let's be fair, who doesn't love a good set of titties?!? Side Set moves into the playoffs and they will be Not Big Red; this is set-up to be one of the closest matchups for round 1!!!

Prediction: Side Set TDs... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Side Set TDs... RIGHT!!

Watson's Happy Ending** (9-5) v The J-Bones* (8-6)

This matchup worked out exactly as it needed to for The J-Bones. They won the belt and they secured the 2nd seed in the playoffs. This is important because it puts them far away from Hoosier Daddy - the team to beat in the playoffs. They have the number 1 running back and the number 5 running back... the only question: Is Trevor Lawrence going to be enough to replace Kyler Murray? On the flip side, Happy Ending finishes at 9-5 and finds themselves competing in the playoffs. They also drop down to the 3 seed - which is just as good as being a 2 seed since it also puts them on the other side of the bracket from Hoosier Daddy!

Prediction: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!

Bluffton Backup Backups (7-7) v Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (7-7)

This matchup was a big one, especially for ARBL! They get a needed win and the right teams lost as they snuck into the playoffs as the 8th seed. The interesting part? They face Hoosier Daddy; these teams made a huge trade mid-season and now they face each other in the playoffs.... let's see who played the long game! BBB.... it has been a good season - one full of laughter and excitement - but alas.... your sh*tty team did not make the playoffs. Honestly, it would have been funny if they did and then somehow just kept beating teams..... reminiscent of The Cooler.

Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams... RIGHT!!

Ankle Holster (4-10) v ETN out your Grandma** (7-7)

Not going to lie - this one probably hurts the most. ETN was a top team and was primed to make the playoffs, instead they finish the season 1-4 and get knocked out. Think about it like this... in week 11 when I started the playoff predictions - they were 95% chance to make the playoffs, 95%!!!! Yet, somehow they managed to sh*t the bed and then sleep in it... y'all are bunch of Poop Sleepers! Ankle Holster managed to get a win, even when they were already out of the running. The respect for the game is admirable and we all (TCM and ARBL) thank-you for your service!

Prediction: Ankle Holster... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster... RIGHT!!

Not Big Red** (7-7) v Gruden Email Editor* (7-7)

Welcome to playoffs... to the both of you! Check this out though, NBR actually leap-frogged Gruden based on points scored. They finished the season roughly 33 points ahead of Gruden and beat Gruden this week by 37 points. Was it all just a sneaky play by Gruden? By getting leap-frogged it moves NBR in the same side as Hoosier Daddy and Gruden drops to the lower side of the bracket... big brain play??

Prediction: Gruden Email Editor... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Not Big Red.... RIGHT!!

Season: 56-42

Mystery Guest: 45-53

It was respectable.... but I see that you will supplying my drink of choice!!

Now it is time for the Playoff Bracket Prediction....

This season I will attempting to correctly predict the entire playoff bracket.... let's make love in this mothafu*cka!

I know the picture quality is terrible, but it is what it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Round 1:

1) Hoosier Daddy v 8) Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams

            Prediction: Hoosier Daddy

4) Side Set TDs v 5) Not Big Red

            Prediction: Not Big Red

3) Watson's Happy Ending v 6) Gruden Email Editor

            Prediction: Gruden Email Editor

2) The J-Bones v 7) The Cochness Monsters

            Prediction: The Cochness Monsters

Round 1 Notes:

A) Hoosier Daddy continues the streak of dominance

B) Upsets happen in both the both bracket matchups - injuries and luck will play a factor.

C) NBR v Titties will end up the closest matchup

Round 2:

1) Hoosier Daddy v 5) Not Big Red

            Prediction: Not Big Red

6) Gruden Email Editor v 7) The Cochness Monsters

            Prediction: The Cochness Monsters

Round 2 Notes:

A) NBR is propelled by their LAC pass catchers as they welcome a comfy matchup against Indianapolis

B) The Cochness Monsters' RBs continue to carry the load and J Herbert has a huge week

Championship:

5) Not Big Red v 7) The Cochness Monsters

            Prediction: The Cochness Monsters

Championship Notes:

A) IT IS THE YEAR OF THE COCK!!

With Love

Commish

Week 14 Predictions

No farting around here... we are getting straight to the matchups that matter and what is at stake...

Matchup of the Week

Hoosier Daddy**** (9-4) v OBJs in the Stands** (6-7)

There are much more enticing matchups - but Hoosier Daddy has won the belt 3 times in a row and to be fairly honest, they could do it a 4th. At some point, we need to recognize the utter dominance that Hoosier is putting on.

Scenarios:

Hoosier Wins: Seals the deal for the 1 seed and all its glory. 

Hoosier Loss: Could still win the 1 seed if Watson's Happy Ending loses, if Hoosier loses and Watson loses then Hoosier would drop down to the 3rd seed

OBJs Loss: Out of the playoffs

OBJs Wins: Should make the playoffs based on any kind of tie-breaker, if Gruden/ETN/JBones/Dreamer all lose - OBJ could move up to the 2nd seed.

Prediction: Hoosier Daddy

Mystery Guest: Hoosier Daddy

The Cochness Monsters (6-7) v PEN15 Wrinkle (4-9)

TCM needs a win and it wouldn't be any more poetic than for PEN15 to knock them out of the playoffs. After years and years of ridicule - this would be some kind of justice for the Wrinkle.

TCM Wins: Would be thrusted in a probable tie-breaker with teams and will need to win the tie-breaker. Essentially, needs to win and score more points multiple teams - best chances are Dreamer and ETN losing.

TCM Loss: Cya, goodbye, Hasta-Lasagna Don't Get Any On Ya!

Prediction: The Cochness Monsters

Mystery Guest: The Cochness Monsters

Nothing matters for PEN15 - they are already out of the running.

Side Set TDs (8-5) v Ayahuasca Dreamer (7-6)

This is a much bigger matchup for Dreamer than it is for Titties. Titties is already in the playoffs and can not be removed - they also can't really move up... they could be past, but there is a high chance that they will end up in the 5/4 matchup. Dreamer needs to win to clear themselves from any type of tie-breaker.

Titties Wins: They will stay put in the 4th seed.

Titties Loses: They will stay put in the 4th seed or drop to the 5th/6th seed - most likely scenario is that they stay in the 4/5 matchup.

Dreamer Wins: They will get to 8 wins and should stay clear of the inevitable clusterf*ck that is going to happen at 7-7.

Dreamer Loses: They will wind up in the mess of teams that are tied for the final few spots... and they don't have a good chance at winning most tie-breakers.

Prediction: Side Set TDs

Mystery Guest: Side Set TDs

Watson's Happy Ending** (9-4) v The J-Bones (7-6)

Things could not be looking better for The J-Bones... I mean they could be playing a different team, but at least Watson doesn't have Jackson at QB anymore. This matchup does represent the most enticing matchup and would make for a great MotW if there wasn't a team that was going crazy and scoring tons of points. 

Happy Ending Wins: They get the 1 seed if Hoosier loses, they stay as the 3 seed with a win and Hoosier winning.

Happy Ending Loses: Most likely will still finish as the 3 seed - we are talking like 95% chance to stay as the 3 seed.

J-Bones Wins: Will get the 2 seed for winning his division... unless Gruden wins and scores 90 points more than J-Bones.

J-Bones Loses: Should still make the playoffs... with a tie-breaker - they are 90 points than anyone else. The only way they don't make the playoffs is if they lose all other current 7-6 teams win and somehow two other 6-7 teams win and beat them in a tie-breaker.

Prediction: The J-Bones

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones

Bluffton Backup Backups (6-7) v Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (6-7)

This is a matchup between two teams that need to win to stay alive, lose and you are definitely out of the playoffs. Win and you get a chance - not definitely in... but you still get a chance.

Either team Loses: Out of the playoffs...

BBB Wins: Need a lot of luck, not likely to get in - they need to beat a lot of teams with a tie-breaker... which they are losing by a lot.

ARBL Wins: They need multiples teams to lose and they need to outscore those teams by 30+ points - best chance is Dreamer/TCM/ETN lose and they outscore TCM/ETN by 20 points.

Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams

Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams

Ankle Holster (3-10) v ETN out your Grandma** (7-6)

Wellllll, Holster is probably the worst team in the league, buuuuuut ETN has Taylor on the bye this week. Things could get really interesting with ETN.

Holster can't do anything Win or Lose

ETN Wins: They are in the playoffs - all that matters is that they make it to the show... but if the rest of the 7-6 teams in their division lose, they could end up with the 2nd seed.

ETN Loses: They fall into the tie-breaker and as it stands right now - they are losing to OBJ/NBR and they are 2 points ahead of TCM.... they need to win.

Prediction: Ankle Holster

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster

Not Big Red (6-7) v Gruden Email Editor* (7-6)

This is also a very enticing matchup in terms of determining who will make the playoffs and who will not. There is seeding implications and making the playoff implications - essentially there is everything you could ever want in a final week matchup... right here.... for free

NBR Wins: They move into the tie-breaker at 7-7, which they hold a lead over some of teams and things get pretty interesting.

NBR Loses: They are out of the playoffs - it is going to take at least 7 wins to get in, there is even a scenario where only one 7-7 team gets in.

Email Wins: They are in the playoffs and they would essentially find themselves in the 4/5 matchup, unless they outscore The J-Bones by 90 points.

Email Loses: They drop to the 7-7 mess and find themselves in a tie-breaker... which they currently hold a 30+ point lead over a majority of the teams.

Prediction: Gruden Email Editor

Mystery Guest: Not Big Red

As always, I wish everyone good luck - except for you PEN15 Wrinkle, may your entire team burn in a fiery helicopter crash eerily similar to the one that took down Kobe!

With Love

Commish

Week 13 Results

Alright.... sooooo this past weekend I was at a wedding for a college buddy. Me and couple other college friends went to a casino and on our way back we walked past a group of 5-6 people. Someone from a good distance started charging at the group and was yelling at them, "I'M COMING... WAIT FOR ME!!!"

Naturally, a few things crossed my mind...

A) It takes a bold man to yell out loud in public - "I'M COMING!!" I mean there are a multitude of other ways you can phrase that. Is the actual phrase innocent and pure? Yes. Has it been corrupted? You betcha. There are a lot of things that have been corrupted that you can no longer yell, but once could. Things like, "Go fetch me a couple of faggots!" This once would have meant to go grab a few bundle of sticks. Now, someone might be bringing some flameboys that are ready to pass out blahs like candy.

B) If I was that group I am leaving that dude as quickly as possible. If you can't keep up with the herd you deserve to be hunted and eaten. Given, if that group was my friend group - there is a good chance I am the one yelling, making a scene, and trying to catch-up. Doesn't matter, it is your responsibility to keep up and pay attention or you are lost. The group should leave that faggot ass and his moonboots behind.

C) Every time I am somewhere that is not apart of my usual everyday routine, I always think, "If a battle royal broke out - how you are going to win?" I gotta think, where are weapons that I can grab and who do I take out first. When I looked back at the group, I sized them up very quickly and came up with a plan if they tried to jump us. Yup, my brain is f*cked up.

Let's get to the matchups...

Matchup of the Week

The J-Bones (7-6) v Bluffton Backup Backups (6-7)

This was a much needed win, no doubt about it. It may surprise you, but Ekeler and Barkley were not the top scorers for The J-Bones, no, no - it was the Defense that scored 31 points and really put the hammer down. On the flip side, BBB is in a world of hurt after this loss. Not only do the Colts look bad - they are bye next week going into the final and must week for BBB. To be fair, BBB would have actually beaten 2 other teams this week - which should say something about the fantasy football economic recession that we are in at this given juncture.

Prediction: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!

The Cochness Monsters (6-7) v Ankle Holster (3-10)

Let's just keep this simple and sweet - we all knew this was coming. Say what you will about TCM and their record, but they might be one of the hottest teams in the league the past few weeks. For Holster, it doesn't really matter - Cam Akers made him his money back by narrowly edging out a player who has been injured since week 4!

Prediction: The Cochness Monsters... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster... WRONG!!

Gruden Email Editor* (7-6) v Side Set TDs (8-5)

I guess if you are going to lose, you may as well get your bad week out of the way! Email was missing Hopkins and nearly half their team points came from Burrow - which is never a good recipe for success. On the flip side, this seals the deal for Side Set - who will be dancing in the playoffs! It does turn the heat up a little for Emails - a win in week 14 gets them in and a loss with a lot of points should still get them in.

Prediction: Gruden Email Editor... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Gruden Email Editor... WRONG!!

Ayahuasca Dreamer (7-6) v Watson's Happy Ending** (9-4)

Things could not have gone worse for Watson's this week. They lost to the Zoot Palace, they lost their hold on the 1 seed, they lost their starting QB. Luckily, the addition of Perine has been amazing for them and they have been able to still score points - just not enough the week the Dreamer is in town! Diggs and McLaurin carried the load each scoring more than 20 points. Think Rodgers gave them some of his Magic Pills?

Prediction: Watson's Happy Ending... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Watson's Happy Ending... WRONG!!

Aaron Rodger's Blows Llams (6-7) v Hoosier Daddy**** (9-4)

Should we just crown Hoosier Daddy now? Some people may begin to ask the question: If the Eagles continue to win and they have a lock on the 1 seed in the NFC, would they sit Hurts the last two weeks? That shouldn't happen, especially with the Vikings hot on their tail - but he is the engine that drives this team. He is most likely the NFL MVP, barring anything tragic. On top of Hurts, Hoosier also always seems to get someone else show up at the right time and we have our first ever 3-peat belt winner. Outwardly we are clapping - but inwardly we are all hoping for injuries.

Prediction: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!

OBJs in the Stands** (6-7) v PEN15 Wrinkle (4-9)

I will be honest, this was a lot closer than I would have liked. OBJ needs to win out to stand a chance to get into the playoffs - this one should have been the easy win - next week they play Hoosier Daddy. PEN15 almost pulled off the upset... they just needed a little better effort out of Gibson or Patterson. Even Mahomes could have helped out a little more. Instead, OBJs hopes stay alive and they have to decide if they squad is good enough to take down the almighty Hoosier Daddy.

Prediction: PEN15 Wrinkle... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: OBJs in the Stands... RIGHT!!

ETN out your Grandma** (7-6) v Not Big Red* (6-7)

Things could not have gone better for ETN this week: Big win, K. Allen is looking like he is getting to full health, and AJ Brown pretty locked up the bet against D. Smith. Overall, not a lot to complain about for ETN. On the flip side, NBR has some work to do to make the playoffs. I don't want to say anything, but that pesky TCM team is creeping up on them and they need to do something about it. NBR will face-off with Gruden next week - a must-win.

Prediction: ETN out your Grandma... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Not Big Red... WRONG!!

Season Predictions: 50-41

Mystery Guest: 38-53

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Commish

AJB: 206 points

D. Smith: 154.1 points

J. Williams: 42 points

C. Akers: 54.2 points.... finally passed him - good win for the bad guys!

Week 13 Predictions

Two weeks.

A lot can change in two weeks. Think about this Luke Wilson caught the early flight back from a business trip and found his girlfriend getting tag-teamed by two blindfolded people. He then had to pop a goofy looking dude who ready to party....

Anything can happen.

Let's see where we stand right now in the Race for Eight.

Locked IN                          Muddied Waters                There's always next year

Watson's Happy Ending        The J-Bones                            Ankle Holster

Hoosier Daddy?                  ARBL                                      PEN15 Wrinkle

Gruden Email Editor           ETN out your Grandma                                 

Side Set TDs                     Ayahuasca Dreamer

                                      Not Big Red

                                      Bluffton Backup Backups

                                      OBJs in the Stands

                                      The Cochness Monsters

Things to note....

A) Gruden Email Editor and Side Set TDs could still technically not make the playoffs... but it would take something truly crazy (like winning the Powerball and then getting struck by lightning on the way to cash the ticket crazy) for that to happen.

B) There are 4 teams with records above 6-6, 6 teams with records of 6-6... 10 teams only 8 spots.

C) OBJs has the 3rd most points in the league and currently sits at 11th in the standings... ROUGH!!

D) The Cochness Monsters started off the predictions in the same position they are in now.... HOWEVER, they preceded to beat 2 top-level teams and now have the easiest ending to the season of the teams in the Muddied Waters. Did I just jinx them? Yes. Yes I did.

Matchup of the Week

The J-Bones (6-6) v Bluffton Backup Backups (6-6)

This is a HUGE matchup for both these teams. After this week, The J-Bones play Watson's Happy Ending - which is not a team you want to be facing with you back against the wall needing a win. The J-Bones need to get a win this week or it could spell disaster. Luckily, Ekeler and Barkley both have friendly matchups this week and T-Lawrence is facing a team that has given up the most fantasy points against a QB this season. On the flip side, BBB needs a win this week because half their team is on bye the following week. Whichever team loses in this MotW - is going to have a tough fight to try and get in the playoffs.

Prediction: The J-Bones

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones

The Cochness Monsters (5-7) v Ankle Holster (3-9)

To be fair, usually at this point in the season I lock the teams that are out of the playoffs and dead in the water. Full Transparency, I completely forgot about it this year. Ankle Holster made a move it is going to make his team tougher to beat. My own fault, I own that - but a wise man once said, "You give a man everything they want before you bury them in their own coffin." If McCaffrey and Jacobs play this week - TCM is running through this sh*t.

Prediction: The Cochness Monsters

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster

Gruden Email Editor* (7-5) v Side Set TDs (7-5)

In all fairness, this would have been one helluva Matchup of the Week. If you read the beginning of the post, you have noticed that these teams are "Locked IN" - but not actually locked in. One of them would need to lose both weeks and get outscored by other teams that tie them. However, win and you are in.... YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!! Titties would have won last week if not for a miraculous effort from Josh Jacobs. Now they face a tough Gruden team and things get a little more interesting. They get even more interesting when San Fran. loses their backup RB (Mitchell) - which essentially makes a role for Debo to run with the ball (similar to last year). This gives Gruden a trio of Waddle/Thielen/Samuel at WR and a trio of Singletary/Walker/Samuel at RB. Tough to beat... 

Prediction: Gruden Email Editor

Mystery Guest: Gruden Email Editor

Ayahuasca Dreamer (6-6) v Watson's Happy Ending** (9-3)

Let's keep this matchup plain and simple.... Mark Andrews has gone 6 straight weeks without a touchdown. He is due for a huge game... Jackson and Andrews combine for over 50 points this week and they bring Watson's Happy Ending one step closer locking up the number 1 seed in the playoffs.

Prediction: Watson's Happy Ending

Mystery Guest: Watson's Happy Ending

Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (6-6) v Hoosier Daddy**** (8-4)

This might be more of a "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" situation here. Hoosier Daddy has won back-to-back belts and the week before that they lost by 2 points... to the number one team that week. There has never been a 3-peat in terms of belt wins - will we see it this week? If you just meander through the lineup of Hoosier Daddy you will notice one thing in common - all comfy matchups. Look for Hoosier Daddy to win and make a run at the first ever 3-peat belt winner. On the flip side, ARBL will desperately need win after this week, the gift for playing the hottest team in the league right now? You get to play BBB next week when the Indianapolis Colts are on bye.

Prediction: Hoosier Daddy

Mystery Guest: Hoosier Daddy

OBJs in the Stands** (5-7) v PEN15 Wrinkle (4-8)

One thing is for certain, OBJ can score points - as stated early they are 3rd in the league points. However, they sit at 5-7 and currently outside the playoff cut-line. They need to win this week and they play one of the teams that is already out of the playoffs. PEN15 has a line-up that could score some points, and they should give OBJs a run for their money. You know what, F*CK IT - PENIS CUNTRY.... LET'S RIDE!!

Prediction: PEN15 Wrinkle

Mystery Guest: OBJs in the Stands

ETN out your Grandma** (6-6) v Not Big Red* (6-6)

Another matchup featuring two 6-6 teams and both teams really needing a win to help their playoff cause. NBR has far-and-away the biggest question mark of the matchup and we will all get see if he was worth the grab and stash - Deshaun Watson. Luckily, he gets to start his Cleveland career against a terrible Houston Texans defense. As much fun as it will be watching Watson play - ETN has the much stronger team. The only player not in the top 25 PRK is Keenan Allen - but we all could use a healthy Allen in our lineup. ETN team gets the much needed win with a good overall team showing.

Prediction: ETN out your Grandma

Mystery Guest: Not Big Red

As always, I wish everyone good luck - except for you Ankle Holster, may your entire team burn in a fiery helicopter crash eerily similar to the one that took down Kobe!

With Love

Commish