Alright.... sooooo this past weekend I was at a wedding for a college buddy. Me and couple other college friends went to a casino and on our way back we walked past a group of 5-6 people. Someone from a good distance started charging at the group and was yelling at them, "I'M COMING... WAIT FOR ME!!!"
Naturally, a few things crossed my mind...
A) It takes a bold man to yell out loud in public - "I'M COMING!!" I mean there are a multitude of other ways you can phrase that. Is the actual phrase innocent and pure? Yes. Has it been corrupted? You betcha. There are a lot of things that have been corrupted that you can no longer yell, but once could. Things like, "Go fetch me a couple of faggots!" This once would have meant to go grab a few bundle of sticks. Now, someone might be bringing some flameboys that are ready to pass out blahs like candy.
B) If I was that group I am leaving that dude as quickly as possible. If you can't keep up with the herd you deserve to be hunted and eaten. Given, if that group was my friend group - there is a good chance I am the one yelling, making a scene, and trying to catch-up. Doesn't matter, it is your responsibility to keep up and pay attention or you are lost. The group should leave that faggot ass and his moonboots behind.
C) Every time I am somewhere that is not apart of my usual everyday routine, I always think, "If a battle royal broke out - how you are going to win?" I gotta think, where are weapons that I can grab and who do I take out first. When I looked back at the group, I sized them up very quickly and came up with a plan if they tried to jump us. Yup, my brain is f*cked up.
Let's get to the matchups...
Matchup of the Week
The J-Bones (7-6) v Bluffton Backup Backups (6-7)
This was a much needed win, no doubt about it. It may surprise you, but Ekeler and Barkley were not the top scorers for The J-Bones, no, no - it was the Defense that scored 31 points and really put the hammer down. On the flip side, BBB is in a world of hurt after this loss. Not only do the Colts look bad - they are bye next week going into the final and must week for BBB. To be fair, BBB would have actually beaten 2 other teams this week - which should say something about the fantasy football economic recession that we are in at this given juncture.
Prediction: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!
The Cochness Monsters (6-7) v Ankle Holster (3-10)
Let's just keep this simple and sweet - we all knew this was coming. Say what you will about TCM and their record, but they might be one of the hottest teams in the league the past few weeks. For Holster, it doesn't really matter - Cam Akers made him his money back by narrowly edging out a player who has been injured since week 4!
Prediction: The Cochness Monsters... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster... WRONG!!
Gruden Email Editor* (7-6) v Side Set TDs (8-5)
I guess if you are going to lose, you may as well get your bad week out of the way! Email was missing Hopkins and nearly half their team points came from Burrow - which is never a good recipe for success. On the flip side, this seals the deal for Side Set - who will be dancing in the playoffs! It does turn the heat up a little for Emails - a win in week 14 gets them in and a loss with a lot of points should still get them in.
Prediction: Gruden Email Editor... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Gruden Email Editor... WRONG!!
Ayahuasca Dreamer (7-6) v Watson's Happy Ending** (9-4)
Things could not have gone worse for Watson's this week. They lost to the Zoot Palace, they lost their hold on the 1 seed, they lost their starting QB. Luckily, the addition of Perine has been amazing for them and they have been able to still score points - just not enough the week the Dreamer is in town! Diggs and McLaurin carried the load each scoring more than 20 points. Think Rodgers gave them some of his Magic Pills?
Prediction: Watson's Happy Ending... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Watson's Happy Ending... WRONG!!
Aaron Rodger's Blows Llams (6-7) v Hoosier Daddy**** (9-4)
Should we just crown Hoosier Daddy now? Some people may begin to ask the question: If the Eagles continue to win and they have a lock on the 1 seed in the NFC, would they sit Hurts the last two weeks? That shouldn't happen, especially with the Vikings hot on their tail - but he is the engine that drives this team. He is most likely the NFL MVP, barring anything tragic. On top of Hurts, Hoosier also always seems to get someone else show up at the right time and we have our first ever 3-peat belt winner. Outwardly we are clapping - but inwardly we are all hoping for injuries.
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!
OBJs in the Stands** (6-7) v PEN15 Wrinkle (4-9)
I will be honest, this was a lot closer than I would have liked. OBJ needs to win out to stand a chance to get into the playoffs - this one should have been the easy win - next week they play Hoosier Daddy. PEN15 almost pulled off the upset... they just needed a little better effort out of Gibson or Patterson. Even Mahomes could have helped out a little more. Instead, OBJs hopes stay alive and they have to decide if they squad is good enough to take down the almighty Hoosier Daddy.
Prediction: PEN15 Wrinkle... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: OBJs in the Stands... RIGHT!!
ETN out your Grandma** (7-6) v Not Big Red* (6-7)
Things could not have gone better for ETN this week: Big win, K. Allen is looking like he is getting to full health, and AJ Brown pretty locked up the bet against D. Smith. Overall, not a lot to complain about for ETN. On the flip side, NBR has some work to do to make the playoffs. I don't want to say anything, but that pesky TCM team is creeping up on them and they need to do something about it. NBR will face-off with Gruden next week - a must-win.
Prediction: ETN out your Grandma... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Not Big Red... WRONG!!
Season Predictions: 50-41
Mystery Guest: 38-53
With Love
Commish
AJB: 206 points
D. Smith: 154.1 points
J. Williams: 42 points
C. Akers: 54.2 points.... finally passed him - good win for the bad guys!
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