Week 13 Result

None of the pleasantries today... just strictly down to business.

Matchup of the Week

I Hate Chad G (5-8) v Insert Team Name Here (6-7)

This is a huge win for Insert Team Name (now calling themselves, "I Hate Chad G Too." This win essentially keeps them in the playoff race - most of it came from the Monday Night Football RB's (Etienne and Mixon). Unfortunately, that all but wraps up the chances for I Hate Chad G. You really hate to see such a beloved manager go down like this - his rival knocking him out of the running. If I was a conspiracy theorist - I would say this was scripted!

Prediction: Insert Team Name Here... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Insert Team Name Here... RIGHT!!

Gluten Douches (3-10) v East/West TD's (9-4)

Destiny is defined as "the events that will necessarily happen to a particular person in the future." It is Gluten's destiny to find a way to lose each matchup... like this one. Coming back and making a run to beat Titties - Lawrence and Engram were each having a terrific game. Then Lawrence gets hurt - and it all just stops. On top of that, the game went into overtime and Gluten surely would have won this matchup. On the flip side, the once powerful Titties needs to solve a few issues as they get ready for the playoffs. The biggest issue to solve - QB.

Prediction: Gluten Douches... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: East West TDs... RIGHT!!

Handy Rudgins (5-8) v Hoosier Daddy (5-8)

If there was a way to convolute the playoff race - we had the perfect combination this week. Instead of clearing things up for who get eliminated and who is still the race... Hoosier Daddy is still technically in it - although highly unlikely. This win, which was a big one, does show that there is firepower on their side. On the flip side, Purdy and Chase combine for 60+ points and Handy Rudgins still can't get the job done... no bueno.

Prediction: Handy Rudgins... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Handy Rudgins... WRONG!! 

Njigbas in Paris (9-4) v I Miss TB12 (7-6)

Talk about really convoluting things... iy yi yi. TB12 scores a huge win this week and also puts the 1 seed in jeopardy for Njigbas. Apparently, in a race old man Tom could still get it done against some Njigbas. On top of that, TB12 scored 133 points and that is including a modest 13 points from Patrick Mahomes. On the flip side, Nobody had a good week for Njigbas and the Browns scored negative points. That doesn't exactly spell top dawg.

Prediction: Njigbas in Paris... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Njigbas in Paris... WRONG!!

Time for Love (8-5) v Ertz when Eifert (8-5)

If you had to label the biggest surprise of the season - it would undoubtedly be Ertz when Eifert. If you look at that team - outside of Tyreek Hill - there is nobody that stands out. Yet, somehow - some way this team is 8-5... to put it in perspective. The first team eliminated was Gluten Douches... Ertz has scored less than 20 points more than that team. There are some teams that just find ways to win matchups... Tyreek Hill is a big reason why this team wins matchups. On the flip side, Time for Love will be fine - they will have Josh Allen for the playoffs - this loss just hurt their chances at the top seed.

Prediction: Ertz when Eifert... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Time for Love... WRONG!!

Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (7-6) v Ankle Holster (5-8)

The most ironic thing of all this... I picked ARBL because I thought that Ankle Holster was going to be the Mystery Guest's pick. Then the Mystery Guest threw a curve ball in there and picked ARBL.... then Ankle Holster threw a curve ball in there - and WON!! This keeps them still alive in the playoff race... updates will be included in the final season post - which will include a breakdown what needs to happen for each team.

Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams... WRONG!!

The J-Bones (6-7) v PEN15 Wrinkle (8-5)

I am taking a new game plan for next season... I am going to go to the draft party (because I ain't no b*tch), but I am going to let the computer auto-draft my team. I will then proceed to moan about what sh*tty job the computer did drafting my team and then by the end of the season I should have a chance at the number one seed in the league.... sound familar?

Prediction: PEN15 Wrinkle... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: PEN15 Wrinkle... RIGHT!!

With Love

Commish

Season: 46-45

Mystery Guest: 47-44

GD Top Drafted RB: J. Jacobs (174.1)

AH Top Drafted RB: B. Hall (161.4)