Final Regular Season Predictions

I can tell you, this has been a fantastic year of fantasy football - this is coming from the guy with the worst team in the league. You really hate to see it all come to an end, but like all good things - they die.

A few teams are little more concerned with this week than others. For some it means nothing, Gluten Douches... actually they are the only ones still technically eliminated from playoff contention. Actually, you know what f*ck this fantasy football season. It hasn't been good at all - this b*tch should just die. How the hell is the Gluten Douches the worst team in the league... I drafted three running backs all in the top 13 RBs in the league... some teams don't even have one RB in the top 13 of the league. My QB (Lawrence) was averaging 27 points a games in the last 3 weeks and ranked in the top 13. My WR's are my worst part of my starting lineup and I have two guys that average double digits - one of them is named Davante Adams. My TE is the number 5 TE in all of fantasy football - yet somehow, Gluten Douches is the only team eliminated?!?!?!?!?! 

Felt good to get that off my chest....

Now let's look at the matchups - which will include what needs to happen for teams to make the playoff and/or seeding

Matchup of the Week

Ankle Holster (5-8) v The J-Bones (6-7)

There is a scenario with both these teams in the playoffs - highly unlikely - essentially a win or go home.

Ankle Holster: Must Win... also need I Hate Chad G to lose and stay above them in points, as well as Handy Rudgins losing, or winning but Ankle Holster outscores them by 40 points.

The J-Bones: A) Win and I Hate Chad G Too loses and they are win B) Lose and they need I Hate Chad G Too to lose and they stay ahead them in points as well as Handy Rudgins to lose

Prediction: Ankle Holster

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster

Gluten Douches (3-10) v Hoosier Daddy (5-8)

Gluten Douches: Out... eff fantasy football

Hoosier Daddy: Must Win... Need Ankle Holster to win and out score them by 70 points, need Randy Hudgins to lose, need I Hate Chad G Too to lose... could happen - wouldn't bet on it!

Prediction: Gluten Douches

Mystery Guest: Gluten Douches

East West TD's (9-4) v I Hate Chad G (5-8)

East West TD's: In... With a win and a Njigbas loss they are the one seed, with a loss and a PEN15 Wrinkle win they are the three seed

I Hate Chad G: Must win... and need to score a sh*t ton of points while other teams don't score a lot of points.... essentially eliminated.

Prediction: East West TD's

Mystery Guest: East West TD's

I Hate Chad G Too (6-7) v Njigbas in Paris (9-4)

I Hate Chad G Too: There is a scenario where a win doesn't guarantee a playoff spot. Win and The J-Bones lose, IN. Win and The J-Bones win... IHCGT starts off with a 6 point headstart, it will be a points scored tie-breaker. Lose and Ankle Holster wins but scores 3 points less than you and Handy Rudgins loses and you should be in.

Njigbas in Paris: In... win and you have the one seed. Lose and you are most likely the two seed unless something crazy happens and PEN15 wins and outscores you by 70 points.

Prediction: Njigbas in Paris

Mystery Guest: Njigbas in Paris

I Miss Tom Brady (7-6) v No Time for Love (8-5)

I Miss TB12: Win and in... Lose and need The J-Bones and I Hate Chad G Too to both lose, if one loses you are you in the playoffs.

No Time for Love: In... Win and PEN15 loses, you are the 3 seed... if they win you are most likely 4 seed. Lose and ARBL wins, you are most likely the 5 or 6 seed. Either way, still in the playoffs.

Prediction: No Time for Love

Mystery Guest: No Time For Love

Ertz when Eifert (8-5) v Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (7-6)

Ertz: In... Win and Love Time and Wrinkle lose and will receive the 3 seed... Lose and ARBL wins, drop down to 6 seed. Will finish somewhere between 3rd and 6th.

ARBL: In... Technically, there is a scenario where they don't make it - but they would need to be outscored by JBones by 115+ points. With a win they could move to the 4th seed, with a loss they could drop as low as 7th.

Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams

Mystery Guest: Ertz when Eifert

PEN15 Wrinkle (8-5) v Handy Rudgins (5-8)

Wrinkle: In... win and East/West TD's loses gets 2nd seed. Lose and could drop as low as 5th if Love Time and Ertz when Eifert wins

Hudgins: Must Win... and needs Ankle Holster to win and stay within 40 points and I Hate Chad G Too to lose

Prediction: Handy Rudgins

Mystery Guest: PEN15 Wrinkle

With Love

Commish

Eff it... good luck to everyone - I am out.... may the odds be ever in your favor!