Round 1 Results/Round 2 Predictions

The time has come to trim the fat and find the real legitimate competitors for the championship. This year's playoffs was like meat - no, not beating your meat - grilling some meat. In order for a nice juicy steak you need to leave the fat on for little bit. Then once you are ready, you trim the fat and you have a beautiful steak just ready to be devoured. Well, we have now trimmed some of the fat...

Round 1 Matchups

1. Remember the Redskins v 8. Penis Fly Trap

This was a matchup that was headed in one direction from the beginning. RtR has been in the top position from the beginning and PFT is a team that does not belong in the playoffs. PFT essentially was the fat of the steak and they did not belong when it really became time to compete for the championship. RtR has finally done the job that many teams could not - eliminate one of the worse teams in the league. Let's not forget, Penis Fly Trap LOST to PEN15 Wrinkle.

Result: Remember the Redskins wins

Prediction: Remember the Redskins wins.... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Remember the Redskins wins... RIGHT!!

2. 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp v 7. Hernandez Hit Men

And it is completed - the most dangerous player in the playoffs is eliminated. HHM was the top DDA team and happen to have Derrick Henry and yet somehow they were eliminated in round one of the playoffs. This is a great thing for the remaining teams - Henry has the ability to tear up and defenses and there is good chance that he would be the number one player in fantasy football in the month of January. However, it does not matter because 2G1C finished him early thanks to his deadly pass catchers (Kelce/Diggs/Robinson).

Result: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins

Prediction: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins... RIGHT!!

3. The J-Bones v 6. Solo Driving Asians

SDA is officially on fire. Not only do they win by scoring points - but they also win when the opposing managers make poor choices. If you look at The J-Bones bench, they scored 120.94 points. This total from just their bench players would have been enough to beat every team in the playoff except for 2 teams. You have to think that The J-Bones are going to be kicking themselves for this week - however, that is what happens when you play a team destined for greatness. SDA has now won 5 in a row and 6 out of the last 7 weeks. Their last lost? 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp.... just keep that in mind.

Result: Solo Driving Asians wins

Prediction: Solo Driving Asians wins... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones wins... WRONG!!

4. iTouchdown There v 5. Asymmetric TDs

Yup, this was the battle between the two teams that have legitimate chances to win the entire thing. Both of these teams could have easily been in the top 2 seeds - yet they found themselves matched up against each other in round 1. iTouch survives and now has his eyes set on taking down the number one seed. Will somebody stop this rookie? Or will this rookie take the league by storm and hoist the trophy?

Result: iTouchdown There wins

Prediction: iTouchdown There wins... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: iTouchdown There wins... RIGHT!!

Season: 50-45, BP 1

Mystery Guest: 50-45, BP 1

Now that we are down to the semifinals - we are about to see who is going to compete for the trophy. Let us also now forget, a win this week means that you are making money - but in all honesty, the money is only a side benefit to the real prize.... bragging rights and Ron Jeremy!! Let's jump to the matchups....

1. Remember the Redskins v 4. iTouchdown There

This is a terrific matchup and might even be the one that everyone is watching. This is the top seed against the highest scoring team. iTouchdown There is loaded across the roster with matchups that should be beneficial. The most intriguing aspect of this matchup is Wilson/Metcalf vs Lockett - what happens is Wilson decides that it is going to be Lockett's turn to have a big game?? RtR has a good lineup and they get even stronger is Run CMC plays, but why would he play? Why would Carolina risk further injuring their star running back in a season that they are already out of it? With that...

Prediction: iTouchdown There wins and wins the belt!!

Mystery Guest: Remember the Redskins wins

2. 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp v 6. Solo Driving Asians

In this stellar matchup we have the hottest team in the league against the must underrated team in the league. All season long 2G1C has hovered under the radar and nobody has really been talking about them - yet they have one of the most consistent rosters in the league. Anchored by Kelce/Robinson/Diggs and the addition of Hunt gives them a terrific core of players that consistently score points. SDA has Adams - who essentially lead the orientals through the end of the season. However, with tough matchups for Watson/Higgins/Peterson and Hockenson - this could be the end of the run for SDA!

Prediction: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins

Mystery Guest: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins and takes down the belt!

Everybody else, we can sit back and enjoy the battles - I wish everyone good luck and this is the first time I do not wish any type of helicopter crash on anybody's roster. May all the lineups perform to the best of their ability and we have a couple close battles in the semifinals!

Bless

 

Round 1 Predictions

Anytime I hear/read "Round 1" my brain automatically says "Fight!" just like in Street Fighter... some of you know what I am talking about. We all have to past video games that we have come to love and embrace.... you know what? Screw this. Currently as I am writing this my next door neighbor is "talking" to a student outside his classroom - we all know how this goes! I just want to step outside and tell the student to just stop talking back. It would help in a variety of ways.... Number One: the conversation will stop. Number Two: I don't have to listen to this trash. 

The conversation is lasting waaaaayyyyy too long - it could have ended a long time ago, instead this particular student is just delaying the inevitable. Which is very similar to some of the teams that have made the playoffs - just delaying the inevitable. In all reality, there is really only 2 to 3 teams that have a legitimate chance to win it all. Most teams are just delaying the inevitable - extermination. However, we are all hoping we can have a run like Mr. Freeze of 2019 and pull off the miracle! Does somebody have it in them this year? You can't win it all if you don't win the first round....

1. Remember the Redskins v 8. Penis Fly Trap

This is a matchup between a team that has a legitimate chance and team that is just delaying the inevitable. RtR has been one of the top teams all season long and that is even without the number one overall pick - Run CMC. Wilson and Metcalf have carried the squad and not those two face the Jets and Run CMC is back - this is a recipe for a blowout victory in Round 1 for RtR.

Prediction: Remember the Redskins wins

Mystery Guest: Remember the Redskins wins

2. 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp v 7. Hernandez Hit Men

This matchup could be a little closer - HHM does have some firepower with Henry and Hill, pretty much 1.5 running backs. However, the overall depth of 2G1C may prove to be too much to handle. If Connor can make a return this week, it would be ironic if HHM loses to the guy that he traded away. Diggs and Kelce may make it a moot point if they are able to have big weeks - both facing tough defenses. This should be a good matchup - but ultimately, the top seed moves on....

Prediction: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins

Mystery Guest: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins

3. The J-Bones v 6. Solo Driving Asians

SDA has been one of the hottest teams in league up to this point - they have entered the playoffs with a full load and are now running full steam ahead into a team that is on their last gasp! SDA was close to a belt win last week and you know they are just looking to try and touch the belt for the first time ever. Is this the week? Even if it isn't the week, this shouldn't be the end of the ride for SDA...

Prediction: Solo Driving Asians wins

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones wins

4. Asymmetric TDs v 5. iTouchdown There

This is a battle between two teams that have legitimate firepower and legitimate chances at the coveted trophy! Mahomes and Murray are top QBs and Cook and Kamara are top RBs. The only downside to this matchup? It isn't for the championship - both these teams have the starpower to make deep runs and it is unfortunate (for them) they had to matchup in the first round. For everyone else, it is nice one of them is going to eliminate each other....

Prediction: iTouchdown There wins

Mystery Guest: iTouchdown There wins

Mwah

I wish you all good luck, except for you Remember the Redskins, may your entire roster burn in a fiery helicopter crash eerily similar to the one that took down Kobe! 

Final Week Results

It seems that we have made it.... well, some of us. No, this isn't like years ago when some of us would switch schools and get kicked out of the league. No, I am not talking about the time when one of us ended up in jail and they literally didn't make it to the end of the season - to be fair they did miss the draft party as well. I am talking about making it to the playoffs... Yes, some of us made it and some of us did not. Some of us scored a lot of points and some of us did not. Some of us had injury issues and some of us did not - well, pretty much everyone was dealing injury issues. Let's get the first issue out of the way - THERE IS GOING TO BE A NEW CHAMPION!! Dixie Normous did not make the playoffs, but on his way out he also brought down the 2nd highest scoring squad by beating them in the this week and eliminating them from the playoffs. If there was one way for the 2-time defending champ to go out in flames.... this was it.

2nd Order of Business: Season Awards....

MVP: Davante Adams, Solo Driving Asians

Adams single-handedly not only kept SDA in the playoff hunt, but also carried the hottest team into the playoffs and now is looking to take this fingerblastin' oriental to the top! Adams finished 10th in total points, despite missing 2 and 3/4s a game with an injury. A top dawg in the wide receiver department and a top dawg in fantasy in general.

Top QB: Patrick Mahomes, Asymmetric TDs

This was a close race, and there were plenty of suitors that could have taken the crown. However, Mahomes is still the top scoring QB and still has a higher average per week than the likes of Murray and Allen. It is going to be fun watching these three compete with the old guard for this award in the seasons to come.

Top RB: Dalvin Cook, iTouchdown There

Cook is not the number one scoring RB - but he is the best on a per week average. Cook missed a game is still only 5 points away from the being the top scoring running back in general. Cook's production is unmatched and he had a two-week stretch where he almost scored 90 points (87.8 points) - a feat that nobody else can say. 

Top WR: Tyreek Hill, 3rd and 41

Yes, I know Adams won the MVP - how is he not Top WR? Sharing is caring and Hill just happen to be a player who scored 57.9 points in one week. Yes, Hill was far more up and down than some players - but Hill still was the top scoring wideout and still had that amazing performance in week 12.

Top TE: Travis Kelce, 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp

This award is pretty going to be Kelce's award for the next 4-5 years. Kelce is essentially a wide receiver in an ogre's body. The things that he able to do is just not fair - I will have Travis Kelce on my fantasy team next, that is a promise.

Top DEF: Effffffffffffff this award

Top K: Younghoe Koo, Penis Fly Trap

The only reason why I am actually giving this sh*tty award out is that way I have an excuse to type Young Hoe in the blog.

Best Team to not make the Playoffs: 3rd and 41

As if this was a question. This is the 2nd highest scoring team in the league, and no - they didn't not just have a bunch of points scored on them. They finished right in the middle of the pack for points against. However, they are a team that score points - and score them in bunches. This would have been a team that could have beaten anybody in the playoffs and instead they will be watching from the couch (like all fantasy owners do anyways).

Best Trade: Dalvin Cook for DeAndre Hopkins

On paper, this is a fairly equal trade and it is all dependent on preference and how your team is structured. It just happened to be that once the trade was finalized - ARBL lost 5 straight weeks and had one of the hardest stretches of matchups. I don't want to say it was the trade that brought the bad juju, buuttttttttt.....

Diamond in the Draft: Justin Jefferson, 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp, 118th overall

Jefferson has had one of the best rookie wideout seasons of all-time, don't believe me? Jefferson has over 1,000 receiving yards (already) - only 23 others before this season accomplished that feat. Of those 23, 8 of them were able to score 10+ touchdowns - something that Jefferson is on his way to doing. That is some pretty elite company for a player that was drafted 118th overall in fantasy football.

Waiver Wire Pickup: James Robinson, 3rd and 41

The ironic part about this award - it could easily go to Justin Jefferson, who was dropped and then picked up by Dixie Normous. However, in a 14 team league and not as many running backs to go around James Robinson was a savior to 3rd and 41. Robinson went undrafted, was picked up off of waivers, and then proceeded to finish top 5 in RB scoring - we are all kicking ourselves for this one!

Now, let's get to the results....

Matchup of the Week

Penis Fly Trap v 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp

This matchup was a key to how the seedings would play-out. One team earned the 2nd seed and the other team is barely in the playoffs - if Dobbins doesn't record a touchdown, things would be even more jumbled!

Result: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins

Prediction: Penis Fly Trap wins... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins.... RIGHT!!

Remember the Redskins v Bluffton Backup Backups

This matchup had no real implications on the playoffs - just pretty much whether RtR would finish with the top seed or not. With this victory - they have locked up the top spot!

Result: Remember the Redskins win

Prediction: Remember the Redskins win... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Remember the Redskins win... RIGHT!! 

Solo Driving Asians v Asymmetric TDs

SDA is officially the hottest team on the block. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, wants to face SDA next week in the playoffs!

Result: Solo Driving Asians win

Prediction: Asymmetric TDs wins... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Asymmetric TD wins... WRONG!!

Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams v Ankle Holster

ARBL may not have made the playoffs - but with this victory they seal the victory of a side bet and knock Ankle Holster out of the playoffs as well.

Result: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams wins

Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams wins... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster wins... WRONG!!

The J-Bones v PEN15 Wrinkle

The J-Bones are another team that find themselves in heating up territory. Just remember....

Result: The J-Bones win

Prediction: The J-Bones win... RIGHT!!!

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones win... RIGHT!!

Dixie Normous v 3rd and 41

This victory by Dixie Normous is the 2-time champion giving two big middle fingers to 3rd and 41 and bringing the 2nd highest scoring team down with him.

Result: Dixie Normous wins

Prediction: 3rd and 41 wins... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: 3rd and 41 wins... WRONG!!

iTouchdown There v Hernandez Hit Men

Both of these teams make the playoffs - but this was a far underwhelming matchup from two teams that have high hopes next week.

Result: iTouchdown There wins

Prediction: iTouchdown There wins... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: iTouchdown There wins... RIGHT!!

Season: 46-45, 1 BP

Mystery Guest: 47-44, 1 BP

Final Week of the Regular Season

Well, we made it! The gay ass pandemic tried take everything from us... but we made it. Speaking of gay ass - how do you think that term applied? Was it a gay guy saying how he would like to get all up in another gay man's ass? Or maybe it was a black person referring to a person as a whole - because every black person refers to another black person as "ass." Something like....

Black Mother: You stank, go wash your ass.

Now, does this beautiful black woman literally mean to wash your ass? Maybe. But my extensive research has shown that black people refer to the entire body as a whole as "ass." So how did the term "gay ass" start? Was it a literal gay? Or was it a black person? Or maybe it was both? 

Let's just get to why you came here....

Playoff Bound

Remember the Redskins - They are in no matter what.

Win - They lock up the number 1 seed.

Lose - They need to outscore any 7-5 teams to win the tiebreaker.

Asymmetric TDs - They are in no matter what (I think).

Win  - They are in and if RtR loses - it gives TDs a chance to take the number 1 seed.

Lose - They are still in, but they will drop to the 6th or 7th seed.

The J-Bones - There is still one extremely unlikely way for them to not make the playoffs - but pretty much in no matter what.

Win - They are in, do your job and you make the playoffs.

Lose - PFT, HHM, SDA, 3rd and 41, and Holster all win and you are outscored by points by SDA and 2G1C.

2 Gurleys 1 Cupp - They need to win or lose and have a few other teams lose in order to make the playoffs

Win - Get your job done and you are in the playoffs

Lose - SDA, 3rd and 41, and Ankle Holster need to win and Ankle Holster need to outscore you by 30 points.

Hernandez Hit Men - Win and you are in, lose and you need some help

Win - Get the 8th win and you are locked up

Lose - Need either Ankle Holster, SDA, PFT (and beat them in a tiebreaker), 3rd and 41 to lose.

Penis Fly Trap - Win and in, lose and you lose pretty much any tiebreakers.

Win - Wrap up a decent seed with the 8th win

Lose - Need 2 of the following teams to lose: iTouchdown, 3rd and 41, SDA, and Ankle Holster.

iTouchdown There - Win and you should be in, lose and you still have a good shot - but it will be more difficult.

Win - Would win pretty much every tiebreaker and should get-in with a win

Lose - Need 2 of the following teams to lose: 3rd and 41, Ankle Holster, and Solo Driving Asians.

3rd and 41 - Pretty much the exact same predicament as iTouchdown There.

Win - A win would pretty much get you in the playoffs.

Lose - Need 2 of the following teams to lose: Ankle Holster, SDA, and iTouchdown (need to outscore this team by 20 points this week)

Solo Driving Asians - Need to win, lose and you can go gnaw on a pickle in the corner

Win - Win and need one of the following teams to lose: iTouchdown, 3rd and 41, PFT, 2G1C, HHM. If Ankle Holster wins - you can still get in by not letting them outscore you by 85 points.

Lose - Currently sitting 9th and a lose means nothing good for SDA.

Ankle Holster - Need to win and need some help

Win - Need 2 of the following to lose: 3rd and 41, iTouchdown, and SDA. Also, if PFT loses and doesn't outscore you by 50 points - they will drop below you.

Lose  - See "Solo Driving Asians" but replace 9th with 10th

Bluffton Backup Backups - With them slimmest of hope - there is still a chance.

Win - Need to win, get the belt, outscore everyone by about 120 points and have 3rd and 41 and iTouchdown lose - but hey.... technically speaking, you are still in the race!

Lose - Out

After this the remaining 3 teams (ARBL, PEN15, and Dixie) have all been sent to their helicopters and are heading towards the mountains.

Now, let's get to the predictions....

Matchup of the Week

Penis Fly Trap (7-5) v 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp (7-5)

Let's just say, there is a lot riding on this matchup - and not just for these two teams. If PFT can win, they would pull off the improbable and make the playoffs while still finishing in the bottom two in points scored. The winner of this matchup, goes to the playoffs - the loser faces a slew of teams behind them waiting to try and take their spot. 2G1C is in a much better spot if they lose, but that doesn't mean that is best option for them - both teams desperately need a win to avoid the mess that waiting beneath them.

Prediction: Penis Fly Trap wins

Mystery Guest: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins

Remember the Redskins* (8-4) v Bluffton Backup Backups (5-7)

BBB needs a lot to happen for them to make the playoffs - but the first part is going to be the toughest. They are facing a team that is fighting to lock up the number one seed, earn their money back and play with house money in the playoffs. RtR has a stellar team and they have not had the number one pick for 90% of the season. They have been riding Wilson and Metcalf all season long - which also means they are vulnerable for a down week. Everyone is hoping it comes next week and not this week - everyone except BBB....

Prediction: Remember the Redskins wins

Mystery Guest: Remember the Redskins wins

Solo Driving Asians (6-6) v Asymmetric TDs** (7-5)

This is another crucial matchup that could have found itself as the MotW. There is a lot riding on this matchup - not just for these two teams, but also for everyone else. If TDs can stop (arguably) the hottest team in fantasy football, it can knock SDA out of the playoff push and give them a chance to win the number one seed. Not only that, but is TDs does win - they at least have secured the 2nd seed (winner of the division). SDA needs to win and they are finally starting to score points, can Adams and Watson put together one more big week?

Prediction: Asymmetric TDs wins

Mystery Guest: Asymmetric TDs wins

Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (4-8) v Ankle Holster* (6-6)

Let's be honest, these two have a history. Last year they made a bet about somebody making the playoffs - didn't happen. Halfway through the season, the same bet was placed. It just so happens that Holster needs to win and have a little bit of help and they have a chance to get in the playoffs. Can ARBL stop them in their tracks right now? Will we ever see the deadliest WR trio (Hopkins/Thomas/Jones) live up to their potential? A few teams are hoping so...

Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams wins

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster wins and takes down the belt

The J-Bones** (7-5) v PEN15 Wrinkle (4-8)

The J-Bones must be thanking their lucky stars, they don't have to worry about a loss on the final week of the season. PEN15 has snuck up and tripped a few people up - but let's be honest, is the manager even checking the team at this point? Even with a loss this week The J-Bones get into the playoffs, but it would be nice to move on with a little momentum...

Prediction: The J-Bones win

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones win

Dixie Normous* (4-8) v 3rd and 41** (6-6)

This is also a pretty important matchup - especially if Dixie Normous can end the dynasty on a huge upset win this week. Dixie is eliminated from the playoffs - an area they have done very well in - but it doesn't mean they can't ride out on a white stallion rather than a dirty mule. Taking down 3rd and 41 on the last week and eliminating them from the playoffs would be the equivalent to Kobe Bryant scoring 60 points in his last game. Go get your white stallion....

Prediction: 3rd and 41 wins

Mystery Guest: 3rd and 41 wins

iTouchdown There* (6-6) v Hernandez Hit Men (7-5)

If there were two matchups that hold the keystone to entire archway it is this matchup and the MotW. One of these teams will lockup their spot in the playoffs - they other will be throw near the bottom of the pile. Talk about pressure.... iTouchdown loses and they are knocked out of the race with a possibility of scoring the most points in the season. HHM loses and they face the possibility of being the number 1 ranked DDA team and possibly not making the playoffs. My oh my, this is gonna be fun....

Prediction: iTouchdown There wins and takes down the belt!

Mystery Guest: iTouchdown There wins

Mwah

I wish you all good luck, except for you 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp, may your entire roster burn in a fiery helicopter crash eerily similar to the one that took down Kobe!

Week 12 Results

Listen, I ain't even going to p*ssyfoot around and pretend like I am some deep thought bouncing around my head. Let's just jump straight to what we all want to know...

Well, with the 2nd to last week in the books - we are beginning to get a more clear picture of what the playoffs are going to look like. We have a few teams that have completely locked up their placements...

Playoff Bound

Remember the Redskins - AND THEY LOST!!! This is the perks of locking up 8 wins early on in the season.

Don't bother trying

Dixie Normous

Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams

PEN15 Wrinkle

Fighting for a Spot

Somehow there are only 4 teams that have completely locked their spot up. This could be due to the fact that teams are getting upset near the end of the season and allowing other teams to still have a chance. Get your sh*t together and let's get this thing figured out....

Week 12 Results

Matchup of the Week

Remember the Redskins* (8-4) v Ankle Holster* (6-6)

An exact text from Ankle Holster...

Prediction: Remember the Redskins wins... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster wins... RIGHT!!

Penis Fly Trap (7-5) v Asymmetric TDs** (7-5)

I will just say this, the team that earned those two asterisks and dominated early on - is not the same team that TDs has right now. The Brees injury has crushed Kamara's value and TDs can not rely solely on Mahomes to score all the points. On the flip side, PFT needs to get his sh*t figured out with injuries and COVID and what not. PFT can not lean on the his kicker that much every week - honestly, who scored 21 points from their kicker?!?

Prediction: Penis Fly Trap wins.... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Asymmetric TDs wins... WRONG!!

iTouchdown There* (6-6) v Bluffton Backup Backup (5-7)

This was a huge win for BBB and (more importantly) everyone that is in the murky water of the playoff push. iTouchdown almost made a push on the Wednesday afternoon tilt with Pitts defense scoring a touchdown right away - but BBB was able to hold on and give themselves an outside look at the playoffs. Things are only going to get tougher for them... but tougher is better than being out!

Prediction: iTouchdown There wins... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: iTouchdown There wins... WRONG!!

Solo Driving Asians (6-6) v PEN15 Wrinkle (4-8)

I don't ever wish I was Asian - for a variety of reasons, but if I had to be Asian - I would want to be a Solo Driving one. This team is one of the hottest teams in the league right now. Watson is finally starting to play like the Pro-Bowler that he is and Adams is starting to get a little support in the scoring category. It does help that SDA was playing PEN15 this week. It was rough season for PEN15, but hey buddy at least you can say your NFL team won this week.

Prediction: Solo Driving Asians wins... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Solo Driving Asians wins... RIGHT!!

Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (4-8) v 3rd and 41** (6-6)

Well, well, well - it looks like we are gonna have to change the record books after this week. Somebody had a wide receiver that decided to have himself a game. Hill had over 200 yards receiving after the first quarter. Yes, that is correct - after the first quarter. The even crazier part about this game? Hill finished with 269 receiving yards... which is good enough for 15th overall in single game receiving yards. Only 15th?!?!? Hill outscored half of the leagues top 3 guys combined this week in fantasy football and he still only sits 15th in single game receiving yards - wow.

Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams wins... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: 3rd and 41 wins... RIGHT!!

The J-Bones** (7-5) v Hernandez Hit Men (7-5)

I look at this matchup and I think, "Ehhhh, still didn't have a player score 57.9 points." But in reality, having two players score 35 or more points in the same starting lineup is pretty impressive as well. This was just a matter of time before Henry starts to really tear it up - and it looks like it might be just in time for the playoffs. This was a matchup that really muddied the waters for the playoff race; had it been reversed, The J-Bones would have had their spot already locked up.

Predictions: The J-Bones win.... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Hernandez Hit Men win.... RIGHT!!

Dixie Normous* (4-8) v 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp (7-5)

Remember back when these two played in the championship and Dixie changed his name to "Pretty Boy is my B*tch." Well those days are long gone and 2G1C has punched a one way ticket to the River of Styx for the Dixie Normous squad. I wish I could say it was a good run this year - but ultimately the bid for a three-peat wasn't meant to be. We are deeply saddened by fact (but, are we?)

Prediction: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins... RIGHT!!

Season: 42-42, BP 1

Mystery Guest: 43-41, BP 1

Mwah