Week 12 Results

Listen, I ain't even going to p*ssyfoot around and pretend like I am some deep thought bouncing around my head. Let's just jump straight to what we all want to know...

Well, with the 2nd to last week in the books - we are beginning to get a more clear picture of what the playoffs are going to look like. We have a few teams that have completely locked up their placements...

Playoff Bound

Remember the Redskins - AND THEY LOST!!! This is the perks of locking up 8 wins early on in the season.

Don't bother trying

Dixie Normous

Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams

PEN15 Wrinkle

Fighting for a Spot

Somehow there are only 4 teams that have completely locked their spot up. This could be due to the fact that teams are getting upset near the end of the season and allowing other teams to still have a chance. Get your sh*t together and let's get this thing figured out....

Week 12 Results

Matchup of the Week

Remember the Redskins* (8-4) v Ankle Holster* (6-6)

An exact text from Ankle Holster...

Prediction: Remember the Redskins wins... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster wins... RIGHT!!

Penis Fly Trap (7-5) v Asymmetric TDs** (7-5)

I will just say this, the team that earned those two asterisks and dominated early on - is not the same team that TDs has right now. The Brees injury has crushed Kamara's value and TDs can not rely solely on Mahomes to score all the points. On the flip side, PFT needs to get his sh*t figured out with injuries and COVID and what not. PFT can not lean on the his kicker that much every week - honestly, who scored 21 points from their kicker?!?

Prediction: Penis Fly Trap wins.... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Asymmetric TDs wins... WRONG!!

iTouchdown There* (6-6) v Bluffton Backup Backup (5-7)

This was a huge win for BBB and (more importantly) everyone that is in the murky water of the playoff push. iTouchdown almost made a push on the Wednesday afternoon tilt with Pitts defense scoring a touchdown right away - but BBB was able to hold on and give themselves an outside look at the playoffs. Things are only going to get tougher for them... but tougher is better than being out!

Prediction: iTouchdown There wins... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: iTouchdown There wins... WRONG!!

Solo Driving Asians (6-6) v PEN15 Wrinkle (4-8)

I don't ever wish I was Asian - for a variety of reasons, but if I had to be Asian - I would want to be a Solo Driving one. This team is one of the hottest teams in the league right now. Watson is finally starting to play like the Pro-Bowler that he is and Adams is starting to get a little support in the scoring category. It does help that SDA was playing PEN15 this week. It was rough season for PEN15, but hey buddy at least you can say your NFL team won this week.

Prediction: Solo Driving Asians wins... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Solo Driving Asians wins... RIGHT!!

Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (4-8) v 3rd and 41** (6-6)

Well, well, well - it looks like we are gonna have to change the record books after this week. Somebody had a wide receiver that decided to have himself a game. Hill had over 200 yards receiving after the first quarter. Yes, that is correct - after the first quarter. The even crazier part about this game? Hill finished with 269 receiving yards... which is good enough for 15th overall in single game receiving yards. Only 15th?!?!? Hill outscored half of the leagues top 3 guys combined this week in fantasy football and he still only sits 15th in single game receiving yards - wow.

Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams wins... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: 3rd and 41 wins... RIGHT!!

The J-Bones** (7-5) v Hernandez Hit Men (7-5)

I look at this matchup and I think, "Ehhhh, still didn't have a player score 57.9 points." But in reality, having two players score 35 or more points in the same starting lineup is pretty impressive as well. This was just a matter of time before Henry starts to really tear it up - and it looks like it might be just in time for the playoffs. This was a matchup that really muddied the waters for the playoff race; had it been reversed, The J-Bones would have had their spot already locked up.

Predictions: The J-Bones win.... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Hernandez Hit Men win.... RIGHT!!

Dixie Normous* (4-8) v 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp (7-5)

Remember back when these two played in the championship and Dixie changed his name to "Pretty Boy is my B*tch." Well those days are long gone and 2G1C has punched a one way ticket to the River of Styx for the Dixie Normous squad. I wish I could say it was a good run this year - but ultimately the bid for a three-peat wasn't meant to be. We are deeply saddened by fact (but, are we?)

Prediction: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp wins... RIGHT!!

Season: 42-42, BP 1

Mystery Guest: 43-41, BP 1

Mwah