Are we all aware of what just happened? There is an extremely good chance that not many of us know or saw what happened this past week. Hoosier Daddy just had an all-time great performance right when he needed it - or didn't need it. When the spotlight was on, Hoosier Daddy's team stepped up and delivered the 2nd most points ever scored in one week. Just think about that... I mean sure scoring an obscene amount of points is cool.... but it a helluva lot cooler to do it in the semifinals of the playoffs. The only question that remains: Did he blow his load too early? You never want to be that guy that brings a certified dime piece home from the bar and then you end up suffering from that PE issue. You will be the tale of town... nobody will forget the guy you blew his load too early.
Some might think that all the pressure is actually on this week - because if you score 193 points in the semifinals and then go on to lose.... was it all for naught young soldier?
Here is how we got to this lovely point in the season...
Matchup of the Week
6) Church Vans v 2) Country Roads
Is Mark Andrews the top playoff player so far? 100% YES. The trade of the season seems to have paid major dividends for Church Vans as Andrews and Pittman combined for 43 points at a crucial point in the playoffs. Will anybody stop the Church Vans wheels from rolling?!? No matter what happens in the championship, this has been a dream run for the Church Vans. It has also come to my attention that some of you may not even know where the name came from. Let my good friend Theo Vonn explain...
Now, how are you suppose to stop something as majestical as a Church Van?
Prediction: Country Roads... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Church Vans... RIGHT!!
1) Hoosier Daddy v 5) Bluffton Backup Backups
Not that it really matter for BBB - but the injuries were just too much to overcome. It was a great run, but what do you do when you run into what just happened for the number 1 team in the league? You bend over, look back at him, and ask if he needs for vaseline. Just look at that week from Hoosier Daddy! Effin' Cole Kmet had to go and ruin everything by not breaking into the double digits. All across the board it was banger after banger - Hoosier Daddy had 6 of the top 7 spots in this matchup and finished with the 2nd highest point total ever. I thought you two were friends - but friends don't do what Hoosier Daddy just did to BBB... not even mortal enemies beat each other this badly. Woof!
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Bluffton Backup Backups... WRONG!!
This is the point when I say where I stand in the season and where the mystery guest stands in the season - but it NEVER A DOUBT!! I will take my Bang nice and chilled at the next draft!
Let's look at the championship... for all the marbles... RON JEREMY's MARBLES!!
Championship Battle
1) Hoosier Daddy v 6) Church Vans
Okay, so to be completely honest - for a guy who happens to take a lot of screen shots throughout the season - you would think I would be pretty good at it by now. Nope, this was my 1st attempt. I decided to keep it, because it was an omen to me. It represented the absolute dismantling that is about to take place. It was a good run by the little guy - but let's be real. Allen and Diggs play the Atlanta defense, Cooper faces the Cardinals, and Hoosier Daddy has the 49ers defense against the Houston Texans. On the flip side, Church Vans has tough matchups all across the board (with the exception of Brady vs NYJ). Williams/Gordon face a tough LAC defense, Waddle faces a tough Tennessee defense, and Andrews for against a LAR team still fighting for the 1 seed in the NFC. Hey, it was a good run kid - but this was Hoosier Daddy's season of destiny. The only question remains: How many managers are going to draft 4 QBs next year?
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy
Mystery Guest: WHODAFUQCARES
Good luck to all - fire, helicopter, kobe - shish, boom, bah
Bless
Commish
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