Playoff Week 2 Predictions

Let's be honest, my heart isn't in it right now. Does it have to do with TFC not being in the playoffs? Negative ghost rider. It has more to do with heading to Winter Break.... locking up the predictions.... and knowing that there will not be that morning after shit talking between teams.

It is eerily similar to when you are finishing courting someone.... presumably your wife.... maybe earlier in your life it was a future prospect.... maybe earlier in your life it wasn't even a future prospect. As soon as the event is done and the race was won (obviously by you) then you have decide is your heart really into what is happening? If it is, then you are willing to cuddle and pretend to make her feel special. If it isn't, maybe you break-out that guitar and sing a song about letting her know she has got to go.

At this point, I am breaking out that guitar and I am letting her know - it is time for her to go. Maybe I pull out a really strange fetish to try and get her out... (feet sucking, chest shitting, hair shaving). Nonetheless, I will give it the ole' college try....

Matchup of the Week

6) Church Vans v 2) Country Roads

Lesbian honest, both of these matchups could be the MotW - both matchups could go either way. Church Vans had a huge week from the TE's last week, but now there is a strong possibility that Kelce does not play this week (huge loss for Church Vans). There is also an issue with the RB department (there has been all year, but it hasn't stopped them) - questionable status's will need to be watched it is going to be a nerve racking lead-up to Sunday for Church Vans. On the flip side, Country Roads did not especially outstanding last week as they took advantage of their 2-seed gift and scathed by PEN15 Wrinkle. However, I am going to go with the 2-seed - if Kelce does not play for Church Vans... that is a huge hole that can not be filled by many men (we allllll know what I am talking about). 

Prediction: Country Roads

Mystery Guest: Church Vans

1) Hoosier Daddy v 5) Bluffton Backup Backups

In the battle of the Tech's D - both teams are facing injury issues. BBB will be missing their chefs in the kitchen (Cook and Cooks) and Hoosier Daddy could be without Ekeler or Conner. Only one team is truly protected at their RB spot, holding the handcuff (Hoosier Daddy = Edmonds/Jackson). Once again, I have to go with what was working all season long and Allen and Diggs have begin to consistently show-up for big weeks. It would also be poetic justice to see the leaders of each division battle for the championship... wouldn't it?

Prediction: Hoosier Daddy

Mystery Guest: Bluffton Backup Backups

As always, good luck to all teams and anyone else who is joining me in the the consolation bracket - enjoy your break!

With Love,

Commish