Week 11 Predictions

Oh yes, here we go! We are on a break away run and all we have to do is keep running and not trip over our own feet...

There are a few teams that are beginning to look like Jones, let's take a look at how the playoff push is standing...

Locked-in

Asymmetric TD's - the way the final stretch plays out, it looks like a 7-win team is going to make it in the playoffs. With 7-wins already in the bag, TD's will be looking to play for the top spot and the regular season championship.

Remember the Redskins - See "Asymmetric TD's"

Getting an Uber with a big backseat

The J-Bones - The J-Bones went from looking like they were going to struggle making the playoffs - to nearly closing the deal. It was a huge win this week for the squad, putting them in prime position to close the deal.

2 Gurleys 1 Cupp - This squad has quietly put together a very good season. This team will be tough in the playoffs and they are pretty much one win away from locking it up.

iTouchdown There - This quad can score points and score them in bunches. They lead the league in scoring and should win any tie breaker, should there be a need for one.

3rd and 41 - See "iTouchdown There" except they are sitting at 4th in scoring in the league. 

Not tonight, but trying to get the digits for later

Penis Fly Trap - There is no denying the fact that this squad dropped the ball this week. They could have put themselves in a much better position, instead they are now going to struggle trying to lock up a spot in the playoffs.

Hernandez Hit Men - The DDA #1 team has failed to meet expectations. They should be able to separate themselves from the pack, but they are failing to take advantage of easy matchups.

Ankle Holster - This team is looking stronger as the playoff push starts up. They secured the belt this week and will be looking to trying and lockup a playoff spot in the next two weeks.

Aaron Rodgers Blow Llams - This team has the best WR's and has the remaining three weeks against 5-5 teams, their destiny is in their hands.

If they hang around long enough, they might get a little action

Bluffton Backup Backups - Last week was a big week against The J-Bones, this loss really hurt their chances. They are not out of it - but they will need some solid weeks to finish out the season.

Solo Driving Asians - In Davante Adams we trust.

PEN15 WRINKLE - Big win this week and keeps them still in the race. They are barely hanging on, but the fact that they are still hanging on is better than being dead.

No means no

Dixie Normous - It looks like it is going to take 7 wins, it will become a little more clear after this week. They are about to pull the plug on the back-to-back defending champion.

Let's jump to the matchups for the week....

Matchup of the Week

The J-Bones** v 2 Gurleys 1 Cupp

What a MotW we have here! Both teams sit at a 6-4 record and both teams are looking to get the crucial 7th win. This matchup really comes down to the Kansas City/Las Vegas game. The J-Bones are looking for Carr and Jacobs to continue the hot hand and have big weeks. 2G1C will be hoping that Kelce can continue to be the dominant TE that he has been all year. As it stands, it looks like The J-Bones are going to sneak away with the much needed 7th win and they will separating themselves from the pack.

Prediction: The J-Bones win

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones win... and takes the belt!

Ankle Holster** v Penis Fly Trap

What do you do when you lose the worst team in the league? You play the most recent belt winner and you beat his ass. Sure, Gibson and Davis have been diamonds in the rough. Sure, Brady and Gronkowski are beginning to find their rhythm. Sure, the Miami Dolphins defense has been playing amazingly and they are looking to try and tie up the division this week. That don't f*cking matter! The stables are restocked with optimism and the horse are rested from their bye week. Time for the fly trap to starting gabbing some dicks!

Prediction: Penis Fly Trap wins

Mystery Belt: Ankle Holster wins

Bluffton Backup Backups v Dixie Normous

Dixie Normous may be all but eliminated, but they can really have some fun knocking others out of the race as well. BBB really needs to get a win and they have a legitimate chance of getting one this week. If Herbert can have a mediocre game against the Jets and Elliott can continue his play of "so-so" offense BBB should be in prime position to grab a win. This is a tightly matched battle and BBB should be able to pull it out with the depth they have throughout the roster. 

Prediction: Bluffton Backup Backups win

Mystery Guest: Bluffton Backup Backups win

Asymmetric TD's** v iTouchdown There*

This is a battle of top tier QB's and this is also a battle for the belt. If I had to guess, the winner of this matchup is going to take the belt for the week. Asymmetric TDs has the best player in fantasy football - Kamara, and the 3rd best QB - Mahomes. iTouchdown There has the best QB - Murray, and the 2nd best running back - Cook. The difference is the fact that iTouchdown There also has Chubb and Lockett, who could go off at any time. iTouchdown may be a rookie to the league, but he is making waves with this killer lineup.

Prediction: iTouchdown There wins

Mystery Guest: iTouchdown There wins

PEN15 Wrinkle v Remembering the Redskins*

Has there ever been a worse team that was able to win? PEN15 grabbed a win last week, and it will probably be their last win of the season. Brees has a punctured lung and broken ribs on either side. Just think about that, even Brees doesn't want to play for the sh*thole of a team. RtR is looking to rebound from the rough outing they had last week and they should easily walk away with a win this week. Hell, they may even double PEN15's scoring output.

Prediction: Remembering the Redskins wins

Mystery Guest: Remember the Redskins wins

3rd and 41* v Solo Driving Asians

3rd and 41 comes into the week needing a win and Asians comes into the week continuing a little run. Adams has been the heart and soul of the team and if he has a good week the rest of the team follows. Unlucky for Adams, he goes against the number defense in the NFL - Indianapolis. That could spell trouble for the Asians - they needs Adams to have a big week in order to have a chance against Famous Jameis and the Boyz! Not likely to happen and Hill is going to have a field day after his restful week off.

Prediction: 3rd and 41 wins

Mystery Guest: 3rd and 41 wins

Hernandez Hit Men* v Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams

It is now or never time for ARBL and HHM. Both desparately need a win this week and if they make the playoffs, both teams present teams that nobody wants to face. The three headed monster of Hopkins/Thomas/Godwin look crazy good and if Johnson can get anything going for Houston this team should be good to lock up the win this week. On the flip side, the DDA #1 overall team has struggled to get anything going and may begin to feel the squeeze of the playoff push after this week... if they are not able to lock up a win tomorrow.

Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams wins

Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams wins

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