If you read the previous post, then you know that I am on vacation. I am in Texas.... it is late at night, because I am attempting to get it done while the family is sleeping. To be honest, my family would not care that much if I did this during the day - it is a weird complex I have. I feel bad about doing stuff for just mean when I could be doing things with the family. I know, super strange and possibly too vulnerable - but whatever, half of you guys are on vacation and probably won't read this either. When I am with the family or when I have the chance to do fun family activities - I don't want to do my own thing... I feel bad doing my own thing. Does my wife make me feel bad? Hell no. She encourages me to do things for myself. It is a weird complex I have with myself - either way, here we are and I am going to jump to the picks - there won't be much - does there have to be? Just know that I am KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF THE MYSTERY GUEST WHEN IT COMES TO PICKS!!
***Also, week 7 sucks for so many teams when it comes to bye weeks (Bills, Cowboys, Jaguars, Chargers, Vikings, Steelers) who really knows what this is going to look like***
Matchup of the Week
Bluffton Backup Backups (3-3) v Hoosier Daddy? (3-3)
Honestly, I didn't really want to pick this as the MotW - but I said that PEN15 and HHM will never be in the MotW because of the besmirchment they provided. Thus, a couple of tech guys just battling it out for a much needed win to get above .500. Ohhhhhh and it will be funny if Hoosier Daddy happens to finish in the bottom five because they have 6 starting players on bye.
Prediction: Bluffton Backup Backups
Mystery Guest: Bluffton Backup Backups
The Fortune Cockies (5-1) v Church Vans (2-4)
Do we really expect anything less than me picking TFC to win this? I mean, is there even really another option? It will be interesting to see the face off between the two teams after a trade two weeks ago and see which players score more.
Prediction: The Fortune Cockies
Mystery Guest: Church Vans
Hernandez Hit Men (5-1) v Country Roads (4-2)
To be completely truthful - this would have made for a great MotW - a truly great battle. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances of the previous week - HHM will never see the spotlight (unless the playoffs force my hand). Both these teams enter in near full strength fashion and the slightest of edges will go to HHM continuing to stay at the top.
Prediction: Hernandez Hit Men
Mystery Guest: Hernandez Hit Men
Teardrop TD's (2-4) v Ankle Holster (0-6)
If we are talking a true chance for Ankle Holster to not go "0fer" throughout the season - this is the week. Teardrop is fighting against injuries and bye weeks and his team will be decimated when it comes to points missing.
Prediction: Ankle Holster
Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster
Dixie Normous (1-5) v DK Country (3-3)
Ehhhh..... without looking too much into this - give me DK Country. To be completely honest (and I don't know what I would lie), it is much more fun to not pick Dixie than it is to pick anyone else. I take more pleasure in not picking teams than I do in picking teams.
Prediction: DK Country
Mystery Guest: DK Country
Gruden's Emails (4-2) v PEN15 Wrinkle (4-2)
PEN15 just scored the worst score in the history of this league - do you really think I am going to pick them to win the following week?
Prediction: Gruden's Emails
Mystery Guest: Gruden's Emails
The J-Bones (2-4) v Aaron Rodgers Blows Llamas*** (4-2)
ARBL is streaking - one of the top teams in the league as it stands right now. The scary part? Mahomes has not really played his best football and ARBL has 3 potential starters on the IR.
Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llamas
Mystery Guest: The J-Bones
As always, I wish everyone good luck - Except for you Church Vans, may his entire roster burn in a fiery helicopter crash eerily similar to the one that took down Kobe!
With Love
Commish
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