Professional (Fantasy) Development

Trades Completed

Wings of Dickarus and Massive TD's have made a trade:
Hopkins and Njoku will now be playing for Wings and Jacobs and Andrews will be feeling up Massive TD's.

A-Rodgers Blows Llamas and Hernandez Hit Men have made a trade:
Raheem Mozart will be hitting men and Chris Thompson.

Wings of Dickarus and FSSV have made a trade:
Ridley and OJ Simpson Howard will now be a testicle vesicle and Zach Ertz will be flying close to sun. 

Hoosier Daddy and Massive TD's have made a trade:
Jarvis Landry is welcomed to Indiana and DK Metcalf will be a herdsman of the titties.

There was not a trade made - but The Back Hatch has bet Ankle Holster that Barkley and Bell will outscore Cook and Ekeler.

The Back Hatch and Biggus Dickus have made a trade:
The Back Hatch have acquired JuJu, Eifert, and AP and Biggus grabbed Hooper, AJ Green, and the man that started it all... Phillip Lindsay.

Rumor Mill

A little birdie informed me that Phillip Lindsay is available for offers. Something you may want to be on the lookout for.

I also heard that Wings of Dickarus is looking to move-on from some of their talented wide receiving core and possibly put together a package for a top-tier position player.

A not-so-secrete owner has proclaimed that he needs a running back - ....And Your Johnson

Massive TD's is looking for a TE or RB and is throwing everybody up on the block. Apparently, this team is in desperation.

Biggus Dickus may be looking for a tight end due to injuries and risky players.

Ankle Holster front office was overheard murmuring about picking up another wide receiver. Although, there was talks about needing to be blown away - take it for what you will.

A-Rodge Blows Llamas has been making phone calls shopping around D. Carr.

There have been many offers thrown at Massive TD's, but it looks like the list is winding down to two competitors.

Even after making a move on trade day - Wings of Dickarus is still not satisfied and is looking to trade away a few top wide receivers.

....And Your Johnson is becoming more aggressive in his search for a running back - although he is confident he will find the right deal.

Talks are heating up as Wings of Dickarus is sitting on a plethora of wide receivers and looking to give back to the community.

"I don't even know my own players - I just do whatever my boss tells me to do" - BBB (heard in passing)

Matthew Statford has been thrown around as click bait.

Wings of Dickarus has sent around trades, but it seems teams are weary.

The J-Bones have been brought in the mix - with or without their consent.

The Phillip Lindsay market is heating up, it seems there have been two suitors that have separated from the crowd.

A stubborn SOB said Cook is off the table - supposedly off the table.

Biggus Dickus and a suitor are in heated talks and I keep hearing the names Michel and Lindsay.

Wings of Dickarus is aggressively shopping Calvin Ridley - aggressively.

The Back Hatch is looking to move his high tier kicker, any takers?

As things progress throughout the day - the same names continue to surface... Ridley, Lindsay, Michel/Carson are all floating around. A few names are beginning to join the mix - stay tuned.

Some managers have been upset at the moves made by Wings of Dickarus. After word passed to him - he simply shrugged and said, "It's a fun league."

Rumor has it, Ankle Holster is in the works with a mysterious suitor - trying to keep things under wraps.

A new suitor in the Danny Amendola quest has popped up - I'm hearing Julio Jones, but more is needed to land a top wideout like Amendola.

There has been talk about Peyton Barber, Chris Carson, Austin Hooper, Greg Jennings, and Biggus Dickus exploding in The Back Hatch - not sure any of it is related.

It seems as though the day is nearing and it is amazing that the player that started the entire day and one was thought to be the catalyst to start everything was never moved. It seems the we may all regret the day we had a chance to get Phillip Lindsay - but for now he will remain a Back Hatch Boy.

Just when you thought the day was done, at the 13th hour talks picked back-up involving our favorite hero.