In the word "scent" is the s silent or is the c silent?
What is the other 98% of 2% milk?
Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off the bus?
If a bunch of cats all jump on each other - is it still called a 'dogpile?'
So obviously I am what you would call a "deep thinker" and when it really comes down to it - theses questions can keep you up all night. Then there are those moments of clarity, when everything finally clicks and the answers become so obvious...
Neither the s or the c is silent - both letters combine to make a softer "sssss" sound
Water makes up a majority - vitamins, lactose, minerals, proteins, etc. make up the rest
Depending on the design of the bus, there is sometimes a button on the outside, separate exit for the driver, or a form of releasing/closing the door with a pull. Even more so, some bus companies have been known to just leave their doors open.
Dogpile is actually a term referring to a mound of humans and was at one point referred to as "pigpile." Some scholars also theorize that it referring to a pile of dog shit and not the actual dog. So what would you call a bunch of cats? A meowtain.
Once I am done pondering life's wonders - I just sit and wonder, "Is Wings of Dickarus really the best team?" And then the moment of clarity strikes again.... "Obviously they are the best, was there ever a doubt?"
Which does bring us to the results....
Matchup of the Week
Florida State Seminal Vesicles* (2-0) v Aaron Rodgers Blows Llamas (1-1)
Wow, may I forever eat my words. Apparently, defense does matter - turns out it just wasn't the one we thought it would be. We all know that Miami is bad - but seriously allowing Patriots D/ST to score 35 points is outrageous. FSSV now rolls to a fantastic 2-0 start, which also provides an extremely good outlook for reaching the playoffs. In the history of the league, the teams that have started off 2-0 have made the playoffs 96% of the time; teams that go 1-1 make the playoffs 56% of the time. I completely made up that stat - I mean how in the world would I know that? Do you really expect me to go back and look up all of that stuff? Hell no. Just like you would never expect a defense to score 35 points - sometimes you just have to take it for what it is and move on.
Result: FSSV wins
Prediction: Aaron Rodgers blows Llamas wins.... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: FSSV wins.... RIGHT!!
Wings of Dickarus (2-0) v The J-Bones (0-2)
One thing that stands out in this matchup? The way the points were scored. Who would have thought that between thee five running backs (2 first round picks, 1 second round pick, 1 third round pick) only 57.3 points are scored. That is an average of 11.4 points per player - a total that every other position player outscores except Josh Gordon. When you look at The J-Bones, you can't help but wonder: How is this team 0-2? Kamara, Rodgers, Zuerlein are all tier one players and not too mention Theilen was (and still is) an absolute stud. How do you beat a team loaded with tier ones? Depth. Wings of Dickarus was robbed of the belt by an outburst of points on MNF, but nonetheless the message was sent. There is no weak spot in the lineup. The real question is: Can Wings go an entire season without trading? Doubtful.
Result: Wings of Dickarus wins
Prediction: Wings of Dickarus wins... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Wings of Dickarus wins... RIGHT!!
Massive TD's (1-1) v ...And Your Johnson(1-1)
You know what is a scary thought? A team scoring 122.7 points and not getting any points from the FLEX position. Not to mention, the fact that there were multiple players on Johnson's bench that scored in the double digits. You know what is a scary thought? A Mahomes and Kelce stack. Yeah, it works. For Massive TD's there were definitely some bright spots in his lineup, A. Jones looks good and so does Prescott. Hopkins will get it figured out - but what about everybody else? There are just too many holes in the lineup and too many boom or bust players. Massive TD's lineup is like actual massive titties - every so often you want ungodly gigantic mammories in your face, but all the other times you notice what is attached and it is not a pretty site. This is one of those weeks when you notice what it is attached, and for Massive TD's - it wasn't pretty.
Result: ...And Your Johnson wins
Prediction: ...And Your Johnson wins... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: ...And Your Johnson wins... RIGHT!!
Bluffton Backup Backups (0-2) v Ankle Holster (1-1)
Is there a better 0-2 team than the BBB? If Jeffery doesn't get hurt (I know, a pretty big if) - this matchup more than likely shifts the opposite way. Nonetheless, Cook and Ekeler continue to should the load for Ankle Holster. If this team is going to succeed those two are going to need to continue to score big points - you can not rely on those pass catchers week-in and week-out. The BBB will be an extremely scary team if they can sneak into the playoffs, let us not forget that Melvin Gordon is on the bench and if he returns and even 75% of what he was last year - this team vaults into the top five in terms of talent. For now, everybody in the league should be thanking their stars every week this team loses and gets further away from the playoff line.
Result: Ankle Holster wins
Prediction: Ankle Holster wins... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster wins... RIGHT!!
The Back Hatch (1-1) v Pen15 Wrinkle (1-1)
Will the real Josh Allen please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? A little Eminem reference, anybody? Josh Allen is turning out to be a solid QB, at least for the first two weeks. Who would have thought? Apparently nobody in the league but The Back Hatch - seeing as he did draft him in the final two rounds. The Back Hatch is able to get the win under the belt and is still squarely eyeing the week five return of at least one of the needed pass catchers. On the flip side, Pen15 Wrinkle has to be questioning the decision to rock a double TE. Kittle is a great player and will have far better weeks - but is Hockenson really worth a FLEX play? Nah, probably not. Both of these teams will be looking to improve their bench, or at least hope the injury/suspended players can return and be productive right away.
Result: The Back Hatch wins
Prediction: Pen15 Wrinkle wins... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Pen15 Wrinkle wins... WRONG!!
Biggus Dickus (0-2) v Pretty Boy is my B*tch (2-0)
At some point it will happen, it has too happen. One of the newbie owners will get their first win - this was a close call, but as a champion PBIMB knows how to finish off an opponent. SNF was a terrific night for PBIMB and Julio Jones. To think, it took a Julio Jones 54-yard touchdown catch with a minute to go to stop the Big Dick from getting his first win. Although, even after that the win was not in hand - Mayfield still had to take the field on MNF. Mayfield and the Browns cruised to an easy win and if was a little closer, he may have been given the opportunity to throw the ball a little more. There was a beautiful touchdown pass and catch between he and OBJ - which had more influence than just making this matchup close. As we all know, close only count in horseshoes and hand grenades; well, and if you are playing "just the tip" - then close is probably the better option.
Result: Pretty Boy is my B*tch wins
Prediction: Biggus Dickus wins.... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Biggus Dickus wins... WRONG!!
Hernandez Hitmen (1-1) v Hoosier Daddy* (1-1)
Holy MNF! Get this man his belt - he is the top dog this week! Hoosier Daddy and his trio of Browns players took over and really handed it to the lowly Jets. OBJ had a huge catch and displayed his one-handed prowess. Chubb did a fantastic job finding the holes and scampering around. The Browns defense managed to hold a 3rd-string QB out of the end zone - yippee! All of this would be for nothing if wasn't for the unbelievable play of Lamar Jackson. There were many doubters (myself included), but that boy can play! You know what is not a good look - being the lowest point total and losing to the highest point total! Somebody better get their sh*t figured out, because this is not the same team as last year's Hernandez Hitmen!
Result: Hoosier Daddy wins
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy wins... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Hoosier Daddy wins... RIGHT!!
Season: 10-4
Mystery Guest: 10-4
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