Let's be honest, it is Fall Break - which actually makes this blog much harder to work on. Some people think, "You have so much time on your hands - you should be writing more." Nahhhhhh, I actually work better when I have other work I can avoid. So when I am at work, I write the blog - I am using it to avoid things I don't want to do. However, when I am on break - I have other things I could be doing. So what I am saying is, I use fantasy football to avoid my job - it is my cross and I am willing to carry it.
No Team of the Week. Why? Because most of you f*ckers will not even read it this week. In fact, lets do an experiment.... if you do read it - text me "Good Morning Googled Aquatic Yellow Snakes"
I honestly doubt I will get more than three texts - I get it, you dirty beeastards are busy banging hookers and snorting some nose candy. Let's just jump straight to the matchups (they will be short and sweet)
2 Gurleys 1 Cup (4-2) v Penis Fly Trap (4-2)
Prediction: 2 Gurleys 1 Cup wins... and takes the belt!
Mystery Guest: 2 Gurleys 1 Cup wins
Remember the Redskins (5-1) v iTouchdown There (2-4)
Prediction: Remember the Redskins wins
Mystery Guest: Remember the Redskins wins
Bluffton Backup Backups (2-4) v Hernandez Hit Men* (4-2)
Prediction: Hernandez Hit Men wins
Mystery Guest: Hernandez Hit Men wins
Solo Driving Asians (2-4) v Dixie Normous (2-4)
Prediction: Dixie Normous wins
Mystery Guest: Dixie Normous wins
Asymmetric TDs* (5-1) v 3rd and 41* (2-4)
Prediction: Asymmetric TDs wins
Mystery Guest: Asymmetric TDs wins
Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (3-3) v The J-Bones** (3-3)
Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams wins
Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams wins
Ankle Holster* (2-4) v PEN15 Wrinkle (2-4)
Prediction: Ankle Holster wins
Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster wins.... and takes the belt!
I wish you all good luck, except for you 2 Gurleys 1 Cup, may your entire roster burn in a fiery helicopter crash, similar to the one that took down Kobe!
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