Meaning, we would find the guy that doesn't belong on the field and then we would constantly attack through him. Most of the time, there was always one guy that definitely did not belong. The same can be said for fantasy football. Find the goof, and make sure you don't lose to him. In our league, there are a few Douche goofs...
PEN15 Wrinkle
Ankle Holster
The Cochness Monsters
Bluffton Backup Backups
The previously mentioned teams have no business winning matchups - but when they do they either A) Hurt the chances of the opposing teams or B) Give themselves hope only to be let down later in the season. Let's see which teams lost the Douche Goofs...
Matchup of the Week
Hoosier Daddy** (6-4) v ETN out your Grandma** (6-4)
What a matchup for the MotW! This was crazy... finally a MotW that lives up the hype. These teams were 1st and 2nd in scoring - by a long shot. Unfortunately, one team had to lose! The callings were correct in the fact that the most points would come from this matchup - but Hoosier Daddy wishes it was a little slanted the other way. To be fair, it took some heroics from Jefferson - but my goodness, that boy is good. Speaking of good, Fields is trying to earn himself an award for waiver wire pickup of the year. I wonder who had him last?!?!
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Hoosier Daddy... WRONG!!
The Cochness Monsters (3-7) v Bluffton Backup Backups (5-5)
There is no if's about it, this one hurt The Cock.... real bad. TCM came into this matchup feeling really good, until they saw that BBB had made some unusual changes to their starting lineup. Somehow, Tua was back in the starting lineup? This team played Sam Ehlinger/Matt Ryan all season long, whatever the starting QB for the Colts was - he was the BBB's QB. Yet, this week - of all the week's - happens to be the week that they decide to play Tua. Thanks a lot Scott!
Prediction: The Cochness Monsters... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: The Cochness Monsters... WRONG!!
Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (4-6) v Side Set TD's (6-4)
One team that looks like a Douche Goof, but actually isn't.... ARBL. Entering this week, they were 11th in the standings, but 7th in points for. This week, they were able to squeak out a win (the callings were a little off), but a win is a win. Ertz got hurt and Kupp had an awful game - could be because Stafford did not play. On the flip side, this was a golden opportunity for Titties and the dropped the funbag. It never helps when your team is slaughtered with bye-weeks - but having two guys score 0 points in the starting lineup is brutal.
Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams... RIGHT!!
OBJs in the Stands** (5-5) v Watson's Happy Ending** (8-2)
This was one of the highly anticipated matchups - but this week in general has been a bit of let down in terms of scoring. Watson is happy because they were able to secure a win even with Jackson and Andrews on the bye. Foreman has been a huge addition to this team and may be the piece they needed for a deep run in the playoffs. On the flip side, OBJ is now a team that sit at .500 and has held the belt twice.... something doesn't match up here. They are a boom-or-bust team and they have the capabilities of beating anyone, but also losing to anyone. Side note: Foreman did lead Happy Ending in scoring... callings got that one!
Prediction: Watson's Happy Ending... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: OBJs in the Stands... WRONG!!
Gruden Email Editor* (6-4) v PEN15 Wrinkle (3-7)
Here we have another Douche Goof, PEN15 Wrinkle. As stated early, this team has no business winning matchups - NO BUSINESS. It took a long weekend bender from a head coach who clearly was not paying attention until the last minute. The damage was already done, Email Editor had left Hopkins on the bench. He also would have probably played Danny Dimes over XFL star Heinicke and J. Connor over D. Singletary - but hey, who's counting? On the flip side, Wrinkle gets a win (thanks to Mahomes) and keep their ever slim chances of the playoffs still mathematically alive.
Prediction: Gruden Email Editor... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Gruden Email Editor... WRONG!!
Ayahuasca Dreamer (6-4) v Ankle Holster (2-8)
There is just something about this team, Dreamer just finds ways to win. To be fair, Holster is probably okay losing since it resulted in a good week for Rodgers and the Packers. Dreamer had a consistent week across the starting lineup - Diggs was the leader of the pack. He is easily a top 5 wide receiver in fantasy football and J. Allen loves himself a BBC. Who doesn't? Andy Dalton doesn't. That day walker struggled all day to move the ball against a tough Pittsburgh defense. Down goes the Douche Goof.
Prediction: Ayahuasca Dreamer... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster... WRONG!!
The J-Bones (5-5) v Not Big Red* (5-5)
When the stallions are back, The J-Bones are a tough team to beat. Take this into account, when Ekeler or Barkley were on the bye The J-Bones were 0-2; if both are in the lineup they are 5-3. It looks like we might be hoping for an injury! Even with Lamb having a huge week, NBR couldn't get the much needed win. They now drop to .500 and join the pack in the middle (9 of the teams are either at .500 or one game above). The J-Bones didn't get the belt (3rd in scoring), but they got the win and that is all they need at this point!
Prediction: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!
Season Predictions: 38-32
Mystery Guest: 30-40
With Love
Commish
AJB: 152.5 points
D. Smith: 110.1 points
J. Williams: 42 points
C. Akers: 25.4 points
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