Week 11 Results

Full transparency... I have been pretty consumed with the World Cup and what not. I mean can you imagine what it is like over there - everywhere you go you might break the law of the all mighty sheikh and be jailed for this life and the next. I thought being around my sister was like walking on egg shells... these dudes cane you for showing too much ankle! Which is even crazier that I have seen people trying to sneak beer in the games - punishable by death; I have seen lady flashing crowds - you know those titties will never see the light of day again. I would do a lot of crazy things, but when I am in the Middle East... I ain't doing anything crazy. I take that back... I am definitely dressing up as Prince Ali and I am finding myself some Al Jazeera daughter to woo.

This week really muddied up the waters for how it the playoff race will look - be on the lookout for the Week 12 projections and the updates to the race...

Matchup of the Week

The J-Bones (5-6) v Ankle Holster (3-8)

What a win for the Ankle Holsters! This matchup had to go one way for it happen for the ole Douche Goof and it went exactly that way. There was no way Ankle Holster had the fire power to keep up in high scoring matchup, but if The J-Bones had an off night - it was possible. The J-Bones only had two players eclipse the double digits point total and one was a kicker - not exactly the recipe for success. Side note: I don't want to give away any projections... but Ankle Holster needed to win out and have teams lose.... they did their part - but was it enough?

Prediction: The J-Bones... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster... RIGHT!!

The Cochness Monsters (4-7) v Watson's Happy Ending (8-3)

This could not have been a bigger win for TCM. They ended up with the 2nd most points in the league this week and they stay alive in the race for the playoffs. They also made things a little tighter at the top for the 1 seed. Watson had a huge push from Josh Palmer in the SNF game... but McCaffrey was just too much in the end and TCM was able to slip by with a much needed win. Happy Ending is still going to make the playoffs, but they would have loved to get this win and separate themselves from everyone battling for the 1 seed.

Prediction: The Cochness Monsters... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Watson's Happy Ending... WRONG!!

Side Set TD's (7-4) v OBJs in the Stands** (5-6)

This was a pivotal matchup for OBJs - and it did not go the way they wanted. Watson had a big week for OBJ, but easily out done by Davante Adams. It always amazes me how a guy like Adams can get so wide open - who else is Carr going to throw the ball too??? It should also be noted that Titties got 31.9 points from their running backs and OBJs only scored 12.9 points. Consistency is the key in matchups that aren't booming and OBJ can boom... but he also can bust (early.... see what I did there).

Prediction: Side Set TD's... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: OBJs in the Stands... WRONG!!

Bluffton Backup Backups (6-5) v ETN out your Grandma** (6-5)

You know what I can't figure out? BBB and ETN. BBB beats teams that they have no business beating and then they also have weeks when they end up in the lowest 5 scores OF ALL-TIME!!! Even if they didn't have Amari Cooper scoring 30+ points... they still beat ETN. I don't know if ETN is just saving their scoring for the playoffs or what... but they need to beat the teams they are supposed to beat... other wise they might not be in the playoffs.

Prediction: ETN out your Grandma... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: ETN out your Grandma... WRONG!!

Hoosier Daddy*** (7-4) v Gruden Email Editor* (6-5)

Two things of importance happened with this result....

A) Hoosier Daddy is officially one of the hottest teams in the league and tracking down Watson's Happy Ending for the 1 seed.

B) Email Editor fall back into the plethora of teams that are 6-5 or 5-6. How is a man supposed to predict the playoffs when sh*t like this happens???

Prediction: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!

PEN15 Wrinkle (4-7) v Ayahuasca Dreamer (6-5)

I am amazed out how bad I am at predicting the Dreamer's matchups. Simply amazed... I am 2-9 in predicting their matchups. That is awful, I mean it is pretty average if we are playing baseball - but we ain't playing f*cking baseball. They lose to teams they should beat and they beat teams they should lose too. I mean sure this was a .18 loss - which is absolutely insane by the way. Sure their defense scored -8 points. But hey, PEN15 won and the Douche Goof stays alive in the hunt for the playoffs.

Prediction: Ayahuasca Dreamer... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Ayahuasca Dreamer... WRONG!!

Not Big Red* (5-6) v Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (5-6)

ARBL made a big move and it paid off..... not. Luckily it didn't matter and Jefferson should be solid throughout the rest of the season, but man what a dud he threw up this week. It didn't matter much NBR could get any type of scoring from anyone outside of their defense and Aiyuk. Sometimes it is just good to get lucky and face an opponent having a bad week.

Prediction: Not Big Red... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Not Big Red... WRONG!!

Season Predictions: 41-36

Mystery Guest: 32-45

With Love

Commish

AJB: 161.5 points

D. Smith: 123.9 points

J. Williams: 42 points

C. Akers: 31.5 points