IN Bloody Out
Watson's Happy Ending ETN out your Grandma Ankle Holster
Hoosier Daddy Gruden Email Editor
Side Set TD's Ayahuasca Dreamer
OBJs in the Stands
The J-Bones
Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams
Bluffton Backup Backups
The Cochness Monsters
PEN15 Wrinkle
A few things to consider....
A) Watson is the only team that is for sure locked into the playoffs... it looks like 8 wins and you are for sure in.
B) Hoosier and Side Set are all but in... barring something truly tragic.
C) Ankle is the only team that is for sure out the playoffs..... HAHAHAH YOU SUCK AS MUCH AS THE PACKERS!!
D) Bloody is just bloody.... like really bloody - there is no sense in trying to make sense of it all until after this week when a few specific teams either lose (Wrinkle/Monsters) or a few teams win (ETN/Gruden/Dreamer).
With that being said (although I really didn't say anything of importance other than grossing most of you out), let's look at the matchups....
Matchup of the Week
OBJs in the Stands** (5-6) v Not Big Red* (5-6)
This is the MotW for one reason and one reason only..... lose and you are most likely out of the playoffs. This is two teams that are sitting at the bottom of the bloody mess and both teams have won the belt before... it would be heartbreaking to lose this matchup. Which also means that is not good NBR, when Allen and Davis get to play the Detroit Lions - who have given up the more points to opposing QBs than any other defense. For that, and that reason alone - OBJs is the favorite to knock out NBR from the running.
Prediction: OBJs in the Stands
Mystery Guest: OBJs in the Stands
The Cochness Monsters (4-7) v Side Set TDs (7-4)
This is a very important matchup for both teams. After getting the win last against the top team in the league, TCM is still in the race for the playoffs. However, TDs is in the race for the one seed and this matchup is just as important. The return of Chase (if it happens this week) would be a huge uptick for Side Set... as that would make Adams and Chase the top WR tandem in the league. It is going to take big weeks from Jacobs and Kamara for them TCM to stay in the race... WHICH IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!
Prediction: The Cochness Monsters
Mystery Guest: Side Set TDs
ETN out your Grandma** (6-5) v Watson's Happy Ending** (8-3)
This is an extremely important matchup for these two teams.... Watson is trying to hold on to the 1 seed (win out and it is theirs) and ETN is trying to secure the 2 seed (win their division). The emergence of Fields makes ETN a serious contender in the playoffs... but this is an important week. It does not bode well, considering Hill returns and Jackson and Andrews face a porous Jacksonville Defense. This weeks screams revenge game for Happy Ending after losing to a Douche Goof last week.
Prediction: Watson's Happy Ending
Mystery Guest: ETN out your Grandma
Gruden Email Editor* (6-5) v Bluffton Backup Backup (6-5)
I don't care... I can never pick BBB to win a matchup. And yet can't I?? Tua comes off a bye week and faces Houston - the worst team in the NFL. Calvin Dook is always going to get his. It could be a good week for BBB.... but nahhhhhhhhhhhh - I can't pick BBB. Hopkins/Samuel/Knox all are primed to have big weeks and that could be it for BBB. Look for Gruden to run away with one and be one step closer to getting the 2 seed (winning their division).
Prediction: Gruden Email Editor
Mystery Guest: Gruden Email Editor
Ayahuasca Dreamer (6-5) v Hoosier Daddy*** (7-4)
I mean it really doesn't matter who I pick in this matchup.... I am getting it wrong. Hoosier Daddy is the hottest team in the league with the soon to be Fantasy Football MVP.... I think we know which way I am leaning.
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy
Mystery Guest: Hoosier Daddy
The J-Bones (5-6) v PEN15 Wrinkle (4-7)
This is another one of those matchups that will help determine the race for the final spots in the playoffs. PEN15 needs to win out and get some help from other teams.... but that ain't happening this week. Murray should be back... but Warzone is still popular so who knows if he plays. If her does play, the trio of Murray/Ekeler/Barkley make this team a tough team to beat - either down the stretch or eventually in the playoffs. If I were to guess, most teams that are planning for the playoffs - don't want The J-Bones to make it. They win this week and put everyone on edge.
Prediction: The J-Bones
Mystery Guest: The J-Bones
Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (5-6) v Ankle Holster (3-8)
Okay, so this is tough for me. I know that if TCM is going to make the playoffs than a few teams that are 5-6 need to lose. As it stands, I only have one 5-6 team losing... which means TCM needs another one to go down. In Ankle Holster they trust... I would write something legitimate up - but this pick is solely based upon the fact that TCM needs the 5-6 teams to lose.
Prediction: Ankle Holster
Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster
As always, I wish everyone good luck - except for you Side Set TDs, may your entire team burn in a fiery helicopter crash eerily similar to the one that took down Kobe!
With Love
Commish
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