Nothing else you could wish for - except maybe a few outcomes that make the Fantasy Football "Race to the Playoffs" a little tighter....
Locks
1. Hernandez Hit Men: 10-1
2. White Condomints: 9-2
3. Steady Diet: 9-2
4. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood: 7-4
5. OSCARMEYER WIENERLOVER: 7-4
The Race
6. Prible is my B*tch: 6-5
7. The Trashmen: 6-5
8. Hoosier Daddy: 6-5
9. Team Dez Nuts: 6-5
10. The J-Bones: 4-7
11. Grau's Beeyatch: 4-7
Out of the Running
12. Col. Erran Morad: 3-8
13. Mike McCarthy is Gay: 2-9
14. Sagging TD's: 1-10
As we go through this week's results we will breakdown each team's chances of making the playoffs...
White Condomints (9-2) v Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (7-4)
With this win, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood locks up a playoff berth. He can send all his thank you cards to Hilton and Barkley who completely dominated this past week.
Remaining Schedules....
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (100%) - The Trashmen, MMIG
This next week The Trashmen play against Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood and they could really use a win in this tight race. What a week it could be as the whole family gathers around the table and the older brother beats the younger brother - to be a Vanderkolk!
White Condomints (100%) - Sagging TD's, OSCARMEYER WIENERLOVER
Both of these teams are firmly locked in their positions - neither match-up really matters.
Result: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Prediction: White Condomints.... WRONG!!
Competitors Prediction: Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood..... RIGHT!!
Col. Erran Morad (3-8) v Prible is my B*tch (6-5)
This was a big win for PIMB and the final nail in the coffin for Col. Morad. PIMB is going to be a scary team to matchup against, if he makes the playoffs. Jones and Beckham both have the ability to have an blow-up week which is scary to matchup against in the playoffs.
Remaining Schedules....
Col. Erran Morad (0%) - Team Dez Nuts, Team Trashmen
Even though Col. Morad is out of the playoffs himself - he still is heavily involved in the race. He plays two teams that are currently right in the thick of the race and he could easily wreak a little havoc on one teams playoffs hopes.
PIMB (35%) - OSCARMEYER WIENERLOVER, Hoosier Daddy
PIMB's remaining schedule is not the friendliest in terms of getting a win to solidify a position in the playoffs. He has to play WIENERLOVER, which is a team that is looking better and better every week. However, there is a good chance that the last week's matchup against Hoosier Daddy may decide the final place in the playoffs. Winning next week, would be huge - winning the last week, would be bigger!
Result: PIMB wins
Prediction: Col. Erran Morad.....WRONG!!
Competitors Prediction: PIMB.... RIGHT!!
Sagging TD's (1-10) v Team Dez Nuts (6-5)
I am disgusted - flat out disgusted. This will be the second time this season that Sagging TD's finds his name in the records books.... for lowest score in a week. Yikes - not to mention the fact that in the matchup between "titties" and "nuts" - nuts won, and that is not a world I want to live in!
Remaining Schedule....
Sagging TD's (0%) - White Condomints, Steady Diet
TD's are already out of the playoffs, and they play two teams that are locked into the playoffs - at this point the owner has to be thinking about what they are going to do in the offseason, and then do that now because the offseason is happening now.
Team Dez Nuts (25%) - Col. Erran Morad, Hernandez Hit Men
Dez Nuts does have a nice matchup against Col. Morad - which would put him at 7-5 and in a good position to get a spot in the playoffs. However, he may find himself in a tie for a position and in that case he would need another win (he doesn't have a lead in points) to get in and going against the top team in the league during the last week is not doing him any favors!
Result: Team Dez Nuts wins
Prediction: Team Dez Nuts wins.....RIGHT
Competitors Prediction: Team Dez Nuts wins....RIGHT
Grau's Beeyatch (4-7) v The Trashmen (6-5)
Talk about a real barn burner. I mean seriously who loses to "Grau's Beeyatch" - who didn't even play a kicker!! It must be a family thing! I guess the Vanderkolk's must be the beeyatch of the beeyatch of Grau - and that is not a fun place to be!
Remaining Schedules....
Grau's Beeyatch (2.33333%, repeating of course) - Steady Diet, The J-Bones
For a team that needs to win out, this was a big win. However, the amount points scored is not going to do them any favors in the tie-breaker department. This next week they matchup with one of the top teams in the league - Steady Diet - and it could be the end of the Beeyatch!
The Trashmen (88%) - Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood, Col. Erran Morad
If The Trashmen can go 1-1 the next two weeks, they should be able to make it. That would put them at 7-6 and as it stands now, I think that would be enough to get in. If they win next week against the big brother - they are in a great position as their last week is a against one of the bottom level teams.
Result: Grau's Beeyatch wins
Prediction: The Trashmen wins....WRONG!!
Competitors Prediction: The Trashmen wins....WRONG!!
Hoosier Daddy (6-5) v Steady Diet (9-2)
Tyreek Hill does it again. The man is insane - he can go out and win a week (or three) for you with performances like that. In the eleven weeks, Hill has scored more than 30 points four times, but he has scored less than 15 points five times - this week just happen to be one 30 point booms!
Steady Diet (100%) - Grau's Beeyatch, Sagging TD's
Although Steady Diet is already in - he is still in contention for the top seed. He has the ability to knock out Grau's Beeyatch, something neither Vanderkolk could do. He also has a nice and easy final week of the regular season matchup - he might think about giving some of his studs some time off!
Hoosier Daddy (55%) - MMIG, PIMB
Hoosier Daddy finds himself in the cluster of teams sitting at 6-5 and battling for a playoff spot. If he can manage to go 1-1 through the next two weeks - he should make it. It is not guaranteed, but he should make it. The difficult part - someone might get knocked out by either losing to a bottom feeder team or by not scoring enough points. I would rather have it come down to the final week and the final matchup against PIMB - both teams needing a win - that would be an awesome finish!
Result: Steady Diet wins
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy wins...WRONG!!
Competitor's Prediction: Steady Diet wins...RIGHT!!
Hernandez Hit Men (10-1) v Mike McCarthy is Gay (2-9)
Honestly, it looked like MMIG was going to hand out one of the most surprising upsets of the year - until Mahomes decided to tear up the Rams on MNF. It is crazy to think that HHM had a line up consisting of four positions scoring under 10 points (two of which scored zero points) and still managed to score more than 130 points.
Remaining Schedule...
Hernandez Hit Men (100%) - The J-Bones, Team Dez Nuts
Hernandez Hit Men has already clinched their spot and find themselves in a terrific position to secure the top spot. Not to mention, on their way to the playoffs they have the ability to knockout two teams - which is a high possibility.
MMIG (0%) - Hoosier Daddy, Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood
MMIG is out of the race themselves - but they can really have an effect on a couple team's chances. If Hoosier Daddy were to lose to MMIG it would really hurt their chances of making the playoffs. Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood is already in the playoffs - but they may want to keep winning to avoid HHM as long as possible.
Result: Hernandez Hit Men wins
Prediction: Hernandez Hit Men wins....RIGHT!!
Competitor's Prediction: Hernandez Hit Men wins....RIGHT!!
Matchup of the Week
OSCARMEYER WIENERLOVER (7-4) v The J-Bones (4-7)
This was a very important matchup for both teams - the result could be season ending for one team.
The J-Bones did not want to see Goff have that kind of MNF performance. Goff's performance clinched a playoff berth for WEINERLOVER and essentially pushed The J-Bones to brink of elimination!
Remaining Schedules....
OSCARMEYER WEINERLOVER (100%) - PIMB, White Condomints
Already locked in, but could really hurt PIMB's chances. The final week matchup is really just a preview of what could happen in the playoffs - it is like when two teams play the final week of the regular season, but don't want to show the other team their true potential. Maybe we will see some bench player get a little playing time.
The J-Bones (2.33333%) - Hernandez Hit Men, Grau's Beeyatch
It would be awesome if the both The J-Bones and Grau's Beeyatch could pull off the upset next week and then face off for a chance at the final spot - but it is not likely. The J-Bones will need a stunner next week and anything is possible - so start praying!!
Result: OSCARMEYER WEINERLOVER wins
Prediction: The J-Bones wins....WRONG!!
Competitors Prediction: OSCARMEYER WEINERLOVER wins...RIGHT!!
Overall Season: 33-23
Competitor's Season: 35-21
Mwah
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