Just like when certain teams come back to win games or there are phantom calls that take place and maybe further the NFL's agenda to make teams with bigger followings win games to keep ratings up. Is it ironic that the Detroit Lions were playing so well and now all of the sudden they couldn't sniff a boner in a strip club? Or maybe, somehow Dallas continues to win even with Red Rifle 2.0 as their QB? Or maybe that Miami was playing so well and then they lost to Cincinnati (big following after the Super Bowl run) and New York.
Curiouser and Curiouser.
I would go on, but I know Big Brother is always watching and there is good chance that post is going to get flagged after the first paragraph. If that doesn't happen, it was nice knowing you - because we all know the Illuminati has full blown control of the government and they are definitely going to find a way to get rid of me.
Well, if you bet on the perfect season from either The Cochness Monsters or Watson's Happy Ending - that didn't last long. TCM got their first win this week and Happy Ending got their first loss... so much for the suspense.
Stafford took all the way until midway through the 4th quarter to attempt his 10th pass to a black. I am sure Twitter and the Memeverse are having a field day with this guy - not only is he losing, but he is doing it wearing a white hood.
We did not have our first 2-time belt winner this season as OBJs in the Stands put the hurt on PEN15 Wrinkle.
Matchup of the Week
Ayahuasca Dreamer (2-3) v Gruden Email Editor (3-2)
It takes a special man to win the way Dreamer does - in his two wins, he failed to break 100 points. In the wise words of a great coach, "Win ugly or win pretty... as long as you win." Now let's get to the prop bet...
Friday Night Score: 56-8... spread 48 points.
The spread in this matchup: 25.3 points.
Bet $100 dollars to win $120 - current profit: $20.
Prediction: Gruden Email Editor... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Gruden Email Editor... WRONG!!
The Cochness Monsters (1-4) v Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (2-3)
Who would have thunk it?!?! Not this guy, not anyone in the league - not even Stephen A. Smith himself, who notoriously says some of the dumbest sh*t on the face of the earth would have thought this to happen. TCM is not on the board and don't look now but they actually scored the 2nd highest points this week, while getting 0 points from the QB and K.
Prop Bet:
Kupp = 25.9 points
Smith/Samuel = 26.8 points
It was a close battle, but Vegas knew exactly where to put the line - current profit: -$80.
Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams... WRONG!!
PEN15 Wrinkle (1-4) v OBJs in the Stands* (3-2)
Pretty unfortunate week for Wrinkle. The team once known as "Belt Fairy" is now a team on the opposite end of that. This was an absolute beatdown - sometimes you wonder, "Did you have to do it to him like that???" In any case...
Prop Bet:
Allen = 35.16 points
Mahomes = 30.48 points
It was a good battle and there is no fair way to decide which side we bet on with our $100 smackeroons, but we are winners so we obviously picked Allen. We bet $100 to win $190, current profit: $10.
Prediction: OBJs in the Stands... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: OBJs in the Stands... RIGHT!!
Ankle Holster (2-3) v Hoosier Daddy* (3-2)
Yet again, it was another MNF that Ankle Holster watched as a victory slipped away. Some guys are closers - others just sit in the corner and watch... I believe that is called being a cuckold. At least you got to go London to watch your team win.... Queens Park Rangers.
Prop Bet:
Hoosier Daddy: 123.18 points
Ankle Holster + bench: 135.22 points
We went big for this one, but lost our $100 bet... current profit: -$90.
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster.... WRONG!!
ETN out your Grandam* (2-3) v The J-Bones (3-2)
This was a big win for The J-Bones - showcasing their dominance and doing it in the way that the team was designed to do it. The running backs combined for 55 points and although ETN was missing J. Taylor and not at full strength, a win is a win.
Prop Bet: Ekeler was easily the best player and The J-Bones had the second best player (J. Meyer)... but he was on the bench. He also had Barkley who was narrowly outscore by 2.2 points. Which drops us further in the hole, current profit: -$190.
Prediction: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: ETN out your Grandma... WRONG!!
Not Big Red* (2-3) v Bluffton Backup Backups (4-1)
How does he do it? How does BBB continue to win? We are talking about a guy that is tied for the top of the league, but also has scored the fewest amount of points. It takes a special to trot out a lineup knowing full well that you are overmatched, but also know that deep down you have a good chance to win because you have put some kind of curse on the opposing teams players.
Prop Bet:
Brady = 19.74
Ryan = 6.14
As if there was ever any doubt with this one, M. Ryan looks lost and Brady has the refs on his side. We bet $100 to win $166, current profit: -$124.
Prediction: Not Big Red... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Not Big Red... WRONG!!
Side Set TDs (3-2) v Watson's Happy Ending* (4-1)
It took a big MNF push from Carr and Adams to secure this win for Tiddies. Waller went out within the first few plays and left the other two to carry the burden. They weren't able to get the win and Adams threw a temper tantrum, but they at least scored enough fantasy points for Tiddies to upset Happy Ending.
Prop bet: Matchup finished 4th out of 7... not exactly the outcome we were looking for.
Current profit: -$224. I guess Vegas really knows where to put the lines at.
Prediction: Watson's Happy Ending... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Watson's Happy Ending... WRONG!!
Season Predictions: 19-16
Mystery Guest: 12-23
With Love,
Commish
AJB = 77.6 points
D. Smith = 69.3 points
J. Williams = 42 points (season long injury)
C. Akers = 22.9 points
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