Full transparency, I am writing this first part early - by the time this is posted and you are reading this, I will either be sitting poolside or floating down the highway of Florida. At the time of this writing I am sitting next to someone who I comfortably label as "Delusional." I know, not really narrowing down the field a lot.
At one point, these type of people were very easy to ignore. I could just shrug them off and think about how much better I am at literally everything than they are (might be a little delusional myself). However, I don't know if I have gotten older and less tolerant or if there are just so many of them that they have worn me down. But, holy sh*t - they just irk the piss out of me. I just want to look at them and really see if this is truly how they think life is. Surely not, surely they have some grasp of reality. Trust me, I know I say a lot of dumb sh*t... but most of it just jokes. I truly think that some of these people are that delusional and I think that they are genuinely lost. Who knows? Maybe I just need to relieve some stress: jerking my chicken, painting the snow, washing my truck, kneading the dough, hunting for snails - call it what you will. I probably need to just ignore the ignorance and get back to being dominant over everyone.
**The rest of this blog was written on vacation and very little effort was put into it... as you will be able to tell***
Matchup of the Week
Bluffton Backup Backups (4-2) v Watson's Happy Ending* (5-1)
Prediction: Watson's Happy Ending... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Watson's Happy Ending... Right!!
Ankle Holster (2-4) v The Cochness Monsters (2-4)
It should be recognized that Ankle Holster cracked the top 5 for the record book!! 5th lowest score ever!
Prediction: The Cochness Monsters... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster... WRONG!!
OBJs in the Stands** (4-2) v ETN out your Grandma* (2-4)
2-Time Belt Champion!!
Prediction: OBJs in the Stands... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: OBJs in the Stands... RIGHT!!
PEN15 Wrinkle (1-5) v Not Big Red (3-3)
Prediction: Not Big Red... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Not Big Red... RIGHT!!
Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams (2-4) v Gruden Email Editor* (4-2)
Prediction: Gruden Email Editor... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams... WRONG!!
Hoosier Daddy* (3-3) v Side Set TDs (4-2)
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Hoosier Daddy... WRONG!!
The J-Bones (3-3) v Ayahuasca Dreamer (3-3)
Prediction: The J-Bones... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: The J-Bones... WRONG!!
Season Predictions: 24-18
Mystery Guest: 15-27
With Love
Commish
AJB = 95.3 points
D. Smith = 84.7 points
J. Williams = 42 points (still out with injury)
C. Akers = 22.9 points (out with racist coach and quarterback)
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