This is the point in time when I usually complain about how my team is getting screwed non-stop... but at this point we all get the picture. My team is bad, it is past the point of complaining - just flat-out, setting records, bad. The crazy part? Still not mathematically eliminated - which means there is still a chance. Is it a good chance? Hell no.
It is like playing Russian Roulette - familiar? Only one chamber doesn't have a bullet - the rest are locked and loaded. Sound like fun? Nope, it isn't. Some teams are playing Russian Roulette with a cap gun - must be nice.
Matchup of the Week
I Hate Chad G (4-3) v Njigbas in Paris (5-2)
Well, the 49ers didn't look like the dominate 49ers a few weeks ago, but Jake Moody did what he needed to do - and they locked up the win for Njigbas. Both of these teams had a strong week and are looking like teams that could find themselves in the playoffs - this was a big match in terms of making a run for the top seed in their respective divisions. Njigbas is a solid team and got the win, with what even felt like an off-week for them - scary thought.
Prediction: Njigbas in Paris... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Njigbas in Paris... RIGHT!!
Gluten Douches (0-7) v No Time for Love (4-3)
What a time to be alive! Love Time is enjoying it's best week yet... shocked? Not this guy. F*ck Taylor Swift. Once she started slanging that cave around, Kelce has been going nuts. Kamara is back and looks like a wide receiver out of the backfield. When Kamara plays football - it looks like he moving at half speed and doesn't have a care in the world and then he has a bunch of yards and receptions. On the flip side, there is no f*cking flip side.
Prediction: Gluten Douches... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: No Time for Love... RIGHT!!
PEN15 Wrinkle (5-2) v The J-Bones** (5-2)
Can you just imagine how good The J-Bones would be with Nick Chubb and Mike Williams. They are sitting 5-2... and are looking like a serious contender for the title. Foreman and Downs were massive pickups - they will never be Chubb and Williams - but they did their role this week. On the flip side, PEN15 is still a solid team - this was never going to be their week. Their team comes together for the 2nd half of the season and they won't face nearly as many bye week issues.
Prediction: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!
Handy Rudgins (2-5) v Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams* (5-2)
This one wasn't settled until the end of the MNF game.... but it was pretty much settled after Sunday's games. Handy Rudgins didn't have a single player score more than 20 points and still scored 120+ points. That is not a bad week at all - consistent throughout the entire lineup. On the flip side, JT has been looking more and more like the top RB in Indy and that could make this team a little more deadly. Once they move past the injuries and they have Jefferson back - this team is poised and ready for the playoffs.
Prediction: Handy Rudgins... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams.... WRONG!!
Hoosier Daddy (3-4) v Ankle Holster (2-5)
Talk about a battle of the brutal. Two bad teams, like I am one to talk, battling it out and one takes home a much needed win. There is a big difference between being 3-4 and being 2-5. Hoosier Daddy will look to build on this momentum and keep it going next week against the pitiful Douches. On the flip side, Ankle Holster will need to find a way to get a win soon - or they might be facing quickly eliminated as well.
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster... WRONG!!
East/West TD's (5-2) v Ertz when Eifert (3-4)
You know what isn't fun? Scoring the 2nd most points in the week and still losing. Thanks to AJB and Lamar, Ertz would have beaten every other team in the league this week.... except Titties. Titties is my early favorite to win the whole league - they had 5 players score more than 20 points this week and 6 players inside the top 10 position rankings. This lineup is loaded and it is their league to win.
Prediction: East/West TDs... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: East/West TDs... RIGHT!!
Insert Team Name Here (2-5) v I Miss Tom Brady (4-3)
There are few teams that are already shaping up to miss the playoffs.... Insert Name is one of them. The problem is that this was a winnable matchup (outside of Mahomes). They just left too many points on the bench with Hunt/Palmer both scoring 15 points or more. On the flip side, Mahomes had himself a day and made a statement that the AFC West is and forever will be his. Outside of any player on the Chiefs, the team struggled.
Prediction: I Miss Tom Brady... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Insert Team Name Here... WRONG!!
With Love
Commish
Season: 21-18
Mystery Guest: 26-23
GD Top Drafted RB: K. Williams (111.1)
AH Top Drafted RB: J. Cook (89.5)
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