Week 12 Predictions

Alright, so I have been trying figure how best to set this up... this is what I settled on.

Matchups will be posted and likely scenarios within the matchups will be posted. It doesn't mean that is the only way that team will make the playoffs - it is just the most likely way. Similar to warming up an oven.... lots of ways to get that engine going. To name a few: The Interviewer, Doggy Bowl, Peek-a-Boo, Get Over Here, Sandcastles, Sideways Salad, and my personal favorite "Oh no you didn't."

Take those for what you will, we all have time off this week - I recommend really making your your oven is open to new ideas before trying to start it a new way. I also recommend stretching before hand.

Matchup of the Week

Time for Love (7-4) v PEN15 Wrinkle (7-4)

Love Time: Most likely in.... 8 wins should get you in. Finishing the season with teams with currently winning records - but I like your odds to get one win amongst the three matchups.

PEN15 Wrinkle: Most likely in.... 8 wins should get you in. You finish the season with Love Time/JBones/Handy.... if you can't win one of these and you lose the points tie-breakers... you deserve to not make it.

Both these teams are high enough that they should win any tie-breaker, they are actually fighting to stay alive in the race to win the regular season. Surprise both are chasing a Njigba!

Prediction: Time for Love

Mystery Guest: PEN15 Wrinkle

Gluten Douches (2-9) v I Miss Tom Brady (6-5)

I Miss Tom Brady: Most likely in... getting a win this week would be extremely helpful... they finish with Gluten/Njigbas/Love Time... two of those teams are playoff/top seed contenders... this week is a "must" win week... chance drop tremendously if they do not win this week

Gluten Douches: Already out... not even sure what ESPN is thinking here... 5 wins at best... 8 teams already with more wins than that... I am just playing spoiler from here on out

Prediction: Gluten Douches

Mystery Guest: I Mist Tom Brady

Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams* (6-5) v Hoosier Daddy (4-7)

Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams: Most likely in... this week is important... although they still get a matchup with Ankle Holster (also not very good) and then they face Ertz when Eifert... a win in one of these first two weeks would eliminate a needed win in the last week.

Hoosier Daddy: Most likely who knows... Seems unfair to put that for a team like Hoosier Daddy, hear me out... their last two weeks are against Gluten and Handy - neither team has a winning record and neither team is that good... if they win those matchups they can get to 6 wins... if they win this week, they could get to 7 wins.... this is an important week!

Prediction: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams

Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams

The J-Bones** (6-5) v East West TDs (7-4)

The J-Bones: Most likely in... I can't believe I typed that after the injuries... they will need to win the last week against Ankle Holster... and if they get one win between Titties and PEN15, they are in.... but the win against Ankle Holster should do it without the other win.

East West Titties:  Most likely in... Fighting for the top seed/2nd seed.... if they win their division they lock up the 2nd seed in the playoffs... they finish the season with Jbones/Gluten/Hatred... most likely going to get the 2nd seed at minimum

Prediction: The J-Bones

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones

Handy Rudgins (4-7) v Insert Team Name Here (5-6)

Handy Rudgins: Most who knows... A win here helps tremendously... I think 6 wins is the going to be the bare minimum to get in... after this week they need to win against Hoosier Daddy... then they need to hope things fall their way... they are not beating PEN15 in the final week to get in... heard it here first.

Insert Team Name Here: Most likely who knows... I personally think that it could come down between Handy/Insert/Hoosier/Eifert for the final spot... this week is super important for Insert Team Name to stay 1 game ahead of those two... Handy has a big advantage in tie-breaker... but Insert Team Name has the easier schedule to end

Prediction: Handy Rudgins

Mystery Guest: Insert Team Name Here

I Hate Chad G (5-6) v Ertz when Eifert (6-5)

I Hate Chad G: Most likely out.... they need to win here to even have a chance... then they have a chance to ruin Insert Team Name Here's chance (ironic)... if they win both those matchups... they have a chance to finish 7-7 and squeak by some team... must win week

Ertz when Eifert: Most likely who knows... they apart of a 4 team battle for the last spots... after this week they have tough matchups against Love Time and ARBL (both teams that I think are top spot contenders)... need to win this week or that who knows flips to "Most likely out"

Prediction: I Hate Chad G

Mystery Guest: Ertz when Eifert

Njigbas in Paris**** (8-3) v Ankle Holster (4-7)

Njigbas in Paris: Most likely in... already have 8 wins... gonna win any tie-breaker... they only reason why they are not 100 percent is because teams could theoretically tie and then they could "possibly" lose the tie-breakers, but we all know that isn't happening

Ankle Holster: Most likely out... gonna lose this week... which doesn't help... they finish the season with matchups against Njigbas/ARBL/JBones... all have winning records. They would need to win at bare minimum two of those matchups and then hope for help... that is bare minimum.

Prediction: Njigbas in Paris

Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster

Eff that little motto, did nothing for me... much like the Covid shot that did nothing for Demar Hamlin

With Love

Commish