Well, eff Fantasy Football. I don't want to make this blog about the Gluten Douches - and to be fair, soon their matchups won't matter... but d*mn, talk about getting effed.
Another matchup against the belt winner.
Not that it matters anyway - but do remember that once your team is eliminated from the playoff running, everything is locked on your roster - no dropping/trading... you can spoiler and that is about it.
Matchup of the Week
East/West TD's** (6-3) v Njigbas in Paris** (6-3)
This MotW was a good matchup any other week - but this week. With Titties being a completely different team this week due to bye weeks, it was not the high caliber matchup we might see in the playoffs. Nonetheless, Njigbas took this win and ran.... like they were running from the cops (see what I did there).
Prediction: Njigbas in Paris... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Njigbas in Paris... RIGHT!!
Gluten Douches (1-8) v PEN15 Wrinkle* (6-3)
Yup, the Douches suck. They suck really bad - on the flip side, Wrinkle's team has come a long way from getting fist f*cked in the draft. As long as Dak keeps throwing the ball to Mr. 88 - his team will be a tough matchup every week. Not to mention, he follows that stack up with King Henry and Marky Mark Andrews. This team has legitimate studs that have high floors.
Prediction: Gluten Douches... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Gluten Douches... WRONG!!
Hoosier Daddy (4-5) v I HATE CHAD G (4-5)
This was an extremely underwhelming matchup... but somebody had to win. Think about this... these QB combined for 15.04 points... COMBINED!!! There were only 6 players between both starting lineups to score in double digits... and of those 6 players - 3 scored more than 15 points. But hey, once again - someone has to win!
Prediction: I Hate Chad G... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: I Hate Chad G... WRONG!!
Insert Team Name Here (4-5) v Time for Love (5-4)
In a week of underwhelming performances, it is nice to know that you could have 6 starters in the doubles digits. Team Name had just that... their lowest scorer? George Pickens - a player they just traded for. To be fair, he may not be needed in the future - or he may make a big play - but for now this week did not work out.
Prediction: No Time for Love... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Insert Team Name Here... RIGHT!!
I Miss Tom Brady (4-5) v Aaron Rodger Blows Llama* (6-3)
What a play by ARBL - going with Jonnu Smith! 21 points and ranking as the 5th best TE this week and only beat by the likes of Schultz/Kmet/Otton/Fergusson - not exactly your household TE's. That is stellar GM'ing right there. Honestly, this was a rough week all-around for fantasy and managing to score 127 points is a terrific score - really flexing their muscles!
Prediction: I Miss Tom Brady... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Aaron Rodgers Blows Llams.... RIGHT!!
Ertz when Eifert (5-4) v The J-Bones (5-4)
As of this writing - The J-Bones are sitting at 46 points and the MNF game is going on, Herbert is playing for The J-Bones. Why does this matter? The current all time low is 45.66 and to stay in the top 5 The J-Bones would need to finish less than 54.7 points. I will write this paragraph live....
1st Drive for Chargers - 0 points for Herbert
7-0 Chargers score with a punt return - 0 points for Herbert
2nd drive for Chargers - .44 points for Herbert
3rd drive for Chargers - 1.32 points for Herbert (this will obviously stop once The J-Bones pass 54.7 points)
End of the 1st quarter
4th drive for Chargers - 2.12 points for Herbert
5th drive for Chargers - 2.12 points for Herbert
6th drive for Chargers - 2.12 points for Herbert
7th drive for Chargers - 2.64 points for Herbert
8th drive for Chargers - 3.48 points for Herbert
End of 1st Half
9th drive for Chargers - 3.64 points for Herbert
10th drive for Chargers - 4.88 points for Herbert
End of 3rd quarter
10th drive for Chargers - 7.14 points
Gotta be honest about this point I have started nodding off and on
Annnnndddd.... we have a new 5th all-time lowest score!!
Prediction: Ertz when Eifert... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: The J-Bones... WRONG!!
Ankle Holster (4-5) v Handy Rudgins (3-6)
Prior to this meeting Ankle Holster said, "Breece Hall is going off this week." He had 10 points - the Jets just aren't good and it kills anyone in that offense. Luckily, it didn't matter and Ankle Holster still got the win thanks to Josh Jacobs and the Colts defense combining for 48 points - throw in the kicker and those 3 combined beat The J-Bones entire week.
Prediction: Handy Rudgins... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Ankle Holster... RIGHT!!
With Love
Commish
Season: 28-35
Mystery Guest: 34-29
GD Top Drafted RB: J. Jacobs (132.8)
AH Top Drafted RB: B. Hall (110.2)
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