Although, I went through every week and looked back at the scoreboard. I decided to find out if I really did belong in the playoffs...
Each week the top 6 team scores earn a win. It doesn't matter who you play, if you won, if you lost - top 6 scores get a win, everyone else loses. The results?
Hoosier Daddy - 9 wins
Juan Fatt Bidge - 6 wins
BringBack Harbs - 6 wins
Everyone else had 5 wins or less (the janitor must have thrown my paper away and thus I have no clue who had what after these three)
Nonetheless, it is very apparent that Juan Fatt Bidge deserves to be in the playoffs!! It is ashamed that fantasy football is not played that way - a damn shame. It is too bad that is played just like actual football - who'da thunk it?!? Just remember all you playoff bound teams - the next time you see Juan Fatt Bidge, give her a little lovin' too (they usually make up their looks with other abilities, just saying).
Now to why you are here....
Juan Fatt Bidge (2-9) v Hoosier Daddy (6-5)
Hey look, it is the one team that actually can stake a claim to being the best team in the league - other than the team with the best record! Hoosier Daddy has scored nearly 100 points more than the 2nd highest scoring team - yet somehow find themselves at 6-5 and just barely in the playoffs. Juan Fatt Bidge has scored the 3rd highest points - and find themselves at 2-9. Either way, there could be some serious points coming out of this matchup...
I am just going to say this:
A) The highest scoring team in the league is going to come from this matchup
B) The highest scoring running back in the league is going to come from this matchup
C) The highest scoring defense in the league is going to come from this matchup
D) One team is going to break 150 points in this matchup
All of these bold (but soon to be true) predictions lead me to believe....
Prediction: Juan Fatt Bidge wins.....and makes Hoosier Daddy's road to the playoffs that much tougher!!
Prible is my B*tch (5-6) v Mizuno Blue (7-4)
Mizuno Blue finds themselves in a very peculiar place in the standings. At 7-4, and tied for the top spot in the league, they still could very possibly see themselves just outside the playoffs when the dust has settled. Mizuno Blue is the lowest seeded team at 7-4 and there are 3 teams at 6-5 that have scored more points than Mizuno Blue. However, destiny is their hands and if you had to bet for any team to make it, why not pick the team owned by "The Swindler."
On the flip side, PIMB is struggling to stay above water. They are just outside the playoff cutline and without their workhorse (Elliott) they will find it very difficult to find any type of floating device. Keenan Allen had a huge week last week - one that I don't see happening again - and without that it would have been a blowout. Losing a player like Elliott is just too much - ask the Dallas Cowboys!
Prediction: Mizuno Blue wins....one step closer to the promise land!
The J-Bones (6-5) v Sergio Dippsh*ts (4-7)
This is a matchup that is far more important for one team than the other - The J-Bones really need this win. They find themselves just outside the playoffs - and destiny is not in their hands. They need a few teams to lose, luckily next week they play one of those teams - Hoosier Daddy. There is still possibility for The J-Bones to make the playoffs, but they have to win the next two weeks.
Sergio would love to play the spoiler this week. With both running backs going Thursday, we will get a good chance to see what his team is capable of. Not to mention, J-Bones have 5 positions playing on Thursday - who doesn't love a good Thanksgiving football game. Which does make me wonder, why does everyone complain about every other Thursday Night game - when some teams play mid-day on Thanksgiving? Food for thought.
I think we will by the end of Thursday who has a good grip on this matchup....
Prediction: Sergio Dippsh*ts wins... crushing blow for The J-Bones
Dakster's Lavatory (6-5) v Certified "G" (4-7)
What a matchup we have here - both teams are on the outside looking in. In order to figure out the chances of Dak making it in, it would involve a lot of math and calculations and frankly I am not an actuary. But the chances of Dak making it are very slim, however there is still a chance!
Luckily, Dak finds themselves in a pretty good matchup this week. Certified "G" has failed to break 100 six times this season. Not only that, they have posted the lowest score this season and failed to break 90 five times. The question is: which Certified "G" will show up this week?
On the flip side, Dakster has failed to break 100 six times and has posted the 2nd lowest score this season. The big difference: Dakster is scoring in the 90's and Certified is scoring in the 80's. With that being said....
Prediction: Dakster's Lavatory wins... keeping the chances alive
Aaron Rodgers is GAY (4-7) v John Robles (6-5)
ARIG was just eliminated from the running last week - their chances of making were not very high before that week, but now they are mathematically eliminated. John Robles, on the other hand, finds themselves as the first person out.
Last week I stated that I believed that 2 teams that were not in the playoffs would make it in. Hoosier Daddy was the first team - John Robles is the 2nd team. J Robes needs to win this week and next week and I believe they should have enough points scored to win any type of tiebreaker (unless it is with Hoosier Daddy). The interesting thing about this matchup - each team only has one player partaking in the great tradition that is Thanksgiving Football. At least that gives these owners a reason to continue to watch football on Sunday!
Prediction: John Robles wins.... gotta keep those playoff hopes alive!
Waco Kids (6-5) v Sagging TD's (7-4)
Don't let the lineups fool you - this is a big, big matchup! One team is playing to stay alive in the playoff race and the other is fighting for the top spot in the league.
Sagging TD's will actually have 5 positions play on Thursday (Ebron is on the bench). This is going to make this matchup look lopsided from the beginning - and maybe it will stay that way? If Gurley does not have a big game - it could spell trouble for Waco Kids. Sagging TD's has a wide receiver going on Sunday night - as I predicted last week - that loves to play in the spotlight. Who else is playing Sunday night? All eyes will be on you Antonio Brown - don't disappoint.
Prediction: Sagging TD's wins.... crushing blow to Waco Kids
Matchup of the Week
Team Price is a Dick (7-4) v BringBack Harbs (7-4)
This is a marquee matchup and one that will have a tremendous impact on who wins the regular season! Both these teams are tied for the top spot - and not only does this really help their chances of winning the regular season, the winner also clinches a playoff spot!
Wilson has been playing out of his mind and is now facing an awful defense this week, 49ers. If Freeman is still out - Coleman is the head guy in the ATL. It is a good thing that the Falcons are playing the Buccs and there could plenty of offense to go around - look for Jones and Coleman to both have good weeks.
On the flip side, Baldwin needs to be the main recipient of Wilson's onslaught. That could very easily counter balance - the big time performance from the quarterback. If there ever was a week to have Delanie Walker - this is the week. Walker is currently ranked the 6th overall tight-end, look for him to have a multiple touchdown game this week and vault himself into the top 5.
Prediction: Price is a Dick wins.... it is a close call - but hey, I gotta go with my former players!!
Mwah
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