BringBack Harbs also happen to score the highest point total for any team in any week - in the entirety of our league, and he did it in a 14 team league. Unreal. Couldn't be happier for a guy who never comes to our draft party!
This is the reason why someone drafts Julio Jones - for explosions like this - the man could literally win a week all by himself. Which he would have if he was playing against Aaron Rodgers is GAY. I really do feel bad for ARIG - not even managing to break 50! It would help if he didn't draft thugs that start fights on the sideline!
Now to the results...
Juan Fatt Bidge (3-9) 133.2
Hoosier Daddy (6-6) 105.7
Juan Fatt Bidge finally had the week it envisioned when it made the trade for Bell. It is too bad it came at the expense of Hoosier Daddy and his playoff run.
From my predictions post I claimed a few things would happen in this matchup....
A) Highest scoring team - Clearly this was not correct. Not only that, this matchup only produced the 4th highest scoring team. Too many points were scored this week!!
B) Highest scoring running back - This matchup had the highest scoring running back and the 3rd highest scoring running back
C) Highest scoring defense - This is much more of a crapshoot than anything else, but no that did not happen this week. Although, it did produce the 5th highest scoring defense this week (that started)
D) Break 150 - I don't know why I always say this, it rarely happens. But no, this did not happen.
So, clearly 1 for 4 is really bad - like really bad! However, there is one prediction that can heal all wounds....
Result: Juan Fatt Bidge wins
Prediction: Juan Fatt Bidge wins.... RIGHT!!
Prible is my B*tch (5-7) 104.6
Mizuno Blue (8-4) 106.6
What a great matchup! I will say this, Keenan Allen is really picking up the slack for this team - can you imagine how good PIMB would be if Elliott didn't get screwed over by Goodell? PIMB scored 9.6 from both his running backs combined - Elliott averaged almost double that in a given week.
Does everybody remember a couple weeks back when Certified "G" traded Joe Mixon for Frank Gore straight up? Now, yes Gore scored 15 points - but I think everyone knew the upside and potential of Mixon far outweighed Gore. Not to mention, this was a straight up trade that I have heard from sources was actually a counter offer. Which means, someone thought this trade was more fair than a previous trade - wwwhhhhaaaa? Nonetheless, The Swindler is back at it and Mixon lead the way!
Oh and by the way, after all the complaining Mizuno has done about Defense scores - he should thank the Steelers def. for somehow scoring 3 points after giving up 28 points!
Result: Mizuno Blue wins
Prediction: Mizuno Blue wins...RIGHT!!
The J-Bones (7-5) 125.2
Sergio Dippsh*ts (4-8) 109.5
Phillip Rivers and J. Williams came to play!! Boy, did they carry The J-Bones to victory - a much needed victory. The J-Bones is going to be looking for improvements, if they make the playoffs, at the running back position. They can not rely on Darkwa - my favorite drink to order - and Abdullah - make sure you face Mecca when you say his name - to get the job done. Thielen and Evans are good solid receivers. They could continue this run for The J-Bones, a man who hated his team!
Sergio's streak comes to an end. Whatever outside chance, if any, they had at the playoffs are dashed with this loss. Sergio scored 109.5, which is good most weeks - this week this would be the 7th best score. Ouch
Result: The J-Bones win
Prediction: Sergio Dippsh*ts win....WRONG!!!
Dakster's Lavatory (6-6) 81.9
Certified "G" (5-7) 149.5
For Dakster, things really turned for the worse once Elliott got suspended. Dan Prescott has played horrible and everyone else on Dak Lav has followed suit. Chris Thompson went down with an injury and there was no real replacement for him. Somehow, Davis has managed to scored zero points - while not being injured.
Certified "G' is playing for pride - and he can hold his head up high. Even though he was more than 30 points away from the top score, he still scored the 2nd highest total this week. Certified had three starting positions score more than 25 points this week - that would have beaten at least one team by itself. Nobody would have predicted this kind of performance, but hey even poverish kids can be athletic!
Result: Certified "G" wins
Prediction: Dakster's Lavatory wins...WRONG!!
Aaron Rodgers is GAY (4-8) 54.7
John Robles (7-5) 78.6
Woah, stand back everyone - we got a real shootout here!! Let's just say it is a good thing John Robles was playing ARIG this week, as they both scored the two lowest point totals. What is there nice to say?
Crabtree threw some solid punches; he had good form. I just don't get why you punch someone who has a helmet on. I think I would go straight for the ribs or maybe the balls. I mean I am not going to get into a fight and break my hand because I punched someone in the helmet. Nobody said these guys where the brightest crayons in the box!
Interesting little fact, if you combine both these scores - 133.3 - they just barely edge out Juan Fatt Bidge for the 4th highest team total. Yes, that is correct - three other teams beat both these teams together!
Result: John Robles wins
Prediction: John Robles wins...RIGHT!!
Waco Kids (6-6) 112.4
Sagging TD's (8-4) 140.2
This is a killer blow to Waco Kids and their playoff chances. There is a slew of teams that are sitting at 6-6 and fighting for a playoff spot. On the flip side, Sagging TD's find themselves securely in the playoffs and fighting for the top seed.
I don't want to say I called it, but I did call it. With all eyes on Antonio Brown - he had another big week. Brown has topped 40 points the past two weeks - and both have been when he is playing in the night time game and there is no other games going on. The dude loves the spotlight!
I also would like to point out - that while scoring 112.4 is normally and good to great score - this week you would have to score more than 120 to crack the top 5!
Result: Sagging TD's wins
Prediction: Sagging TD's wins....RIGHT!!!
Matchup of the Week
Team Price is D*ck (7-5) 94
BringBack Harbs (8-5) 186.9
Well, it is amazing that TPIAD almost got doubled and score 94 points. Jones and Coleman both had decent weeks - not like I called it or anything. Delanie Walker lead the way for TPIAD, not like I called it or anything.
What I didn't call? Jones scoring 50 points and 6 positions on BringBack Harbs scoring more than 20 points. That means that if you ranked the top scoring positions in this matchup TPIAD's first guy would be ranked 7th - and only by .3 points. This was an extremely lopsided affair and it could not have come at a more perfect time for BringBack Harbs.
BringBack Harbs is now in the running for the top spot in the league with one week left. They will face-off against Dakster's Lavoratory, either way they are in the playoffs - but can they continue the hot streak and win the number #1 seed?
Result: BringBack Harbs wins
Prediction: Team Price is a Dick wins... WRONG!!!
This Week: 4-3
This Season: 45-39
Competitor Week: 3-4
Competitor Season: 39-45
I can almost taste that "Race Track Pack"
Mwah
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