Paul McCartney is actually dead
Birds are government spies
Modern Art is a tax scam for the rich
Our commissioner rigged the schedule to face teams when their top players are out.
All conspiracy theories that nobody if they are true or not. I mean just think about it...
Bush did 9/11
The ides that the only reason the towers collapsed were from pre-planted explosions and cooperation from Al Qaeda. The government needed some reason to go to war in the Middle East... guess what - we found it. This would be hard to believe with the amount of casualties that took place - but it is strange that the Pentagon was also hit in the exact area that there happens to be no one working.
McCartney is dead
A popular rumor that the Beatles leaned into... Abbey road album cover, McCartney is stepping with a different foot, no shoes and the men themselves depicted a funeral (Holy Man in the front, Grave Digger in the back, no shoed Paul is the corpse, and Ringo was the Undertaker).
Revolution 9 can be played backward and you can hear "Turn me on Dead Man" in reference to Paul McCartney. In Strawberry Fields you can hear a faint Lennon line, "I buried Paul." There are many other ties to this rumor... I am not a big Beatles fan - but one thing I know, they are great business men by doing all these hidden Easter Eggs.
Birds are spies
Just one simple question... if they are mechanical spies that need charged every so often - why do they post up on Powerlines?
Modern Art is a Scam
Have you ever looked at Modern Art? Some of it is genuinely just garbage thrown at a canvas. We got people spilling paint and calling it a million dollar piece. You know why? If you can get the piece appraised at a value and then donate it to a museum - you can deduct from your taxes. Annnnndddd the rich get richer.
Fantasy Football schedule rigged
Some are complaining that Nips and Salsa is only undefeated because he has the easiest schedule in the league. He was able to play Cocaine Cowboys without Bijan Robinson. Next week he has Bootay Pirates - still missing CeeDee Lamb. Some are arguing that the only way this team makes the playoffs is due to the scheduling. Maybe? But do you really think I would go that in depth prior to the draft and figure tendencies of managers, predict who they are going to draft and set the schedule based upon the highest probability of team make-ups to make the schedule easiest for me? Wink Wink
Matchup of the WeekNips and Salsa (5-0) v Cocaine Cowboys (4-1)
It is never a good thing when you leave in a player that is ruled out... but luckily it didn't matter this week. Ideally, Brock Bowers is back and better than the start of the season. If he can actually be one of the top TE's than this team will be a tough out in the playoffs. On the flip side, this week is essentially a throw away week - with Bijan out of the lineup. It is only one loss and won't really kill the Cocaine momentum, still a tough team to beat in the future.
Prediction: Nips and Salsa... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: Nips and Salsa... RIGHT!!
Ertz/Eifert (4-1) v Tush Push (2-3)
If you can't have the Flyin' Hawaiian, give me the Egyptian Prince! Amon Ra is a dawg and Detroit loves their dawgs. He always finds ways to get open and Goff is going to keep going to his boy. On top of that, Baker and the Tampa offense just keep throwing the ball (especially with Buck Buck out). Baker looks good and he has the weapons on the outside to support the offense. On the flip side, this was never going to be a good week for Tush Push - but the issue becomes the other losses. Now at below .500 - there might need to be some moves if they want to make a run for the playoffs... or just sit back and take it.
Prediction: Project Tush Push... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Project Tush Push... WRONG!!
ARBL (2-3) v 1st Downs Syndrome (3-2)
This is a huuuuggggeee win for ARBL - in the grand scheme of things 2-3 looks and feels a lot better than 1-4, like a lot better. The thing is they did it without any true super week, they just had pretty consistent number throughout - something that help them get a few wins, but without a true star, or a QB that can be trusted - will it be enough? T-Law had 26 points.... and it took 2 rushing TDs to get there. There might be a move in the future, now that this team knows they are fully in the race. On the flip side, it is tough to see your team score half their points on a TNF with 2 players. Losing Buck Buck and Mike Evans is never going to help the lineup, what do you do? You throw nearly your optimized lineup and still barely break 100 points, no bueno.
Prediction: 1st Downs Syndrome.... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: 1st Downs Syndrome... WRONG!!
BEKH (2-3) v Indiana Jones (1-4)
It is never a good thing when your fantasy QB is pulled in the game because they are winning by too much. Good thing it didn't really matter... BEKH had a field day with Egbuka and Ferguson - both scored over 20 points. BEKH has a decent lineup, but they are sitting at 2-3 and need to rack up wins in a hurry to stay in the fight for a playoff spot. Some teams are in the position to make moves or try and ride out the bye weeks... but the issue becomes that if you decide to ride out the bye weeks, you better have backups to keep competitive.
Prediction: BEKH... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: BEKH.... RIGHT!!
The J-Bones* (3-2) v Bootay Pirates (1-4)
Bring back the days when the Mystery Guest voted for the themselves every time - nobody likes a realist. Neither here nor there, Taylor is arguably the top RB fantasy and in the NFL - the man had 3 touchdowns and didn't even play in the 4th quarter. The J-Bones also go to see a nice Stroud/Nico touchdown combo and these two have started to heat-up - also they took advantage of a battered Baltimore team. Houston essentially walked in the bathroom after two guys fought and they just starting kicking the guy knocked out on the ground.
Prediction: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!
Mystery Guest: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!
2AP (2-3) v AR's Finger (2-3)
Talk about a team struggling with RB's... it duzzint matta! The WR's combined for 52 points and the TE's scored 34.6 points... giving them a grand total of 86.2 points for the pass catchers. Now will that happen on a regular basis? Probably not, but this was a big week to have it happen (especially playing Chubba Hubbard). On the flip side, AR was not able to make the magic happen like the true Anthony Richardson did, when he was put in during the RC Cola time of the game.
To be fair, this week was always going to be a down week for them - no Swift and just traded for a TE on the bye. We will see what happens once they reach their full potential - what will the final lineup look like.
Prediction: AR's Finger... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: AR's Finger... WRONG!!
*Both of these picks were pre-trade
Cleveland Streamers* (2-3) v Slender TDs** (2-3)
There is nothing worse than scoring the 2nd highest point total and still getting handed a loss. Honestly, not a lot to say about either team - Slender's team looks good, they just ran into the hype-up week of the Cleveland Streamers. There is no way that you can sit D. Henry, is there? On the flip side, Streamers are going to be asking if Jefferson can just stay and play every week across the pond. The make shift RB department worked this week and the consistency throughout the lineup helped the Streamers not only win - but also lock up the belt for a week!
Prediction: Slender TD's... WRONG!!
Mystery Guest: Slender TD's... WRONG!!
With Love
Commish
Season Prediction: 23-12
Mystery Guest: 16-19
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