Week 7 Results/Week 8 Predictions

This is going to be a combo post - sorry to all my religious readers... I am on vacation. Some might say, "You have all the time in world." Nahhhhh.... beach and booty is calling my name. Hate me.

Matchup of the Week

Slender TD's** (2-5) v Ertz/Eifert* (6-1)

Prediction: Ertz/Eifert... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Ertz/Eifert... RIGHT!!

Nips and Salsa (6-1) v Tush Push (4-3)

Prediction: Nips and Salsa... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: Project Tush Push... RIGHT!!

AR's Finger* (2-5) v The J-Bones* (4-3)

Prediction: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: The J-Bones... RIGHT!!

2AP (2-5) v ARBL (3-4)

Prediction: ARBL... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: 2AP... WRONG!!

Cleveland Streamers* (2-5) v BEKH (4-3)

Prediction: BEKH... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: BEKH... RIGHT!!

Bootay Pirates (2-5) v 1st Downs Syndrome (4-3)

Prediction: 1st Downs Syndrome... WRONG!!

Mystery Guest: 1st Downs Syndrome... WRONG!!

Cocaine Cowboys (5-2) v Indiana Jones* (3-4)

Prediction: Indiana Jones... RIGHT!!

Mystery Guest: Indiana Jones... RIGHT!!

Season: 34-15

Mystery Guest: 25-24

Week 8 Predictions

Matchup of the Week

Bootay Pirates (2-5) v AR's Finger* (2-5)

Prediction: Bootay Pirates

Mystery Guest: Bootay Pirates... "Players have returned to the lineup and the league is his"

Nips and Salsa (6-1) v Cleveland Streamers* (2-5)

Prediction: Cleveland Streamers

Mystery Guest: Cleveland Streamers... "Nips has too many players on bye"

1st Downs Syndrome (4-3) v Cocaine Cowboys (5-2)

Prediction: Cocaine Cowboys

Mystery Guest: Cocaine Cowboys... "Won't be surprised if it is close, both coming off losses"

Project Tush Push (4-3) v Indiana Jones* (3-4)

Prediction: Indiana Jones

Mystery Guest: Indiana Jones... "Jones by a bunch, marriage is a fantasy life"

ARBL (3-4) v Ertz/Eifert* (6-1)

Prediction: Ertz/Eifert

Mystery Guest: Ertz/Eifert... "Better QB makes this a win, close one"

The J-Bones* (4-3) v Slender TD's** (2-5)

Prediction: The J-Bones

Mystery Guest: Slender TD's... "Patty Mahommes is the MVP of the league"

2AP (2-5) v BEKH (4-3)

Prediction: BEKH

Mystery Guest: BEKH... "Can you really win with Carson Wentz as your QB?"

As always, good luck to everyone - except for you Cleveland Streamers - may your entire lineup be stuck in a never ending loop of teaching a blind kid how to ride a bike.

With Love

Commish