Week 8 Predictions

Week 8 Predictions

Disclaimer: This post was also written on an iPad, thus there will be no pictures included since it did not work for the last post. I appreciate your understanding....

Also, I would like to state that I am currently poolside at a resort in Florida. As my good friend once asked me, "What are all the poor people doing?" I don't know Ruby, what are they doing? Which does bring us to this Team of the Week....

Sergio Dippsh*ts

 During the last post I related Sergio to Certified "G" and how they are both poverty stricken teams. I stand by it this week, and for the rest of the season. 

Now, they have had a little misfortune his season. They had two good running backs - Gordon and Cook - but they lost Cook to injury and have been struggling ever since. Gordon is the stud of this team. If he doesn't have a good week, Sergio could find it difficult to break 90!

I also can not get behind a team who starts a Jets wide receiver. Robby Anderson may very well be the number one receiver for the Jets (although many would argue it is Kearse) - I refuse to admit that there is not a better option.

Jimmy Graham at tight end is not bad, if Seattle's offensive line can keep Wilson upright. However, it has not happened often this season and Jimmy Graham is struggling. 

Latavius Murray is the current flex option, and I........ hate it! Ever since Cook went down with his injury the Vikings run game has been suspect at best. One week McKinnon led the attack and next it was Murray. It is similar to the New England backfield. You never know who is going to have he big week.

Bench wise, there are options - but hey have under performed thus far this season. A bevy of wide outs and two kickers. Yes, two kickers!!! Which means he picked up a kicker and decided to drop a different player other than his original kicker. How bad do you have to be for that to happen?!?

Team of the Week is Sergio Dippsh*ts - but who wouldn't want to play them?

Sergio Dippsh*ts v Waco Kids

This is the Week that Todd Gurley is on the bye. Which means Waco Kids is starting Amber Abdullah, not a bad replacement - but definitely not Gurley! Sergio has to win when he is the TotW right?

Prediction: Sergio Dippsh*ts win - no Gurley is no bueno 

Team Price is a Dick v Sagging TDs

TPIAD has their defense on a bye week and no defense on their bench. Sagging has three players on a bye week and they might not make the change this week. Based solely on that fact....

Prediction: Team Price is a Dick gets the win

Juan Fatt Bidge v John Robles

My predictions competitor is a big John Robles fan, like very big. Like you might find them in bed together big. He has picked them every week. Let's hope he stay with that trend.... 'cuz I am taking Juan Fatt Bidge!!

Prediction: Juan Fatt Bidge win

Dakster's Lab v Hoosier Daddy

One team is trending up - very quickly. One team was referred to as the ugly girl in the bar. Which way do you think I am leaning?

Prediction: Hoosier Daddy win

Aaron Rodgers is Gay v BringBack Harbs

ARIG is going to start feeling the loss of Mike Evans this week. After big week last week, ARIG is going to come crashing down to earth. Good week for BringBack Harbs, but it won't matter, ARIG is going to be in the bottom three scores this week!

Prediction: BringBack Harbs win

Prible is my bitch v Certified "G"

If ARIG is going to be bottom three, Certified is going to be the worst. There is just not that much positive on that side of the matchup. Sorry buddy, but there is always one football coach that is just awful at fantasy football - this year it is you!!

Prediction: Prible is my bitch win

Matchup of the Week

The J-Bones v Mizuno Blue

A good matchup between two winning teams. The Swindler has put together a good squad and has a terrific tandem at wide receiver. However, J-Bones is a big play team and they had some big plays happen last week and they will have some big plays happen this week.

Prediction: The J-Bones win

Once again, I apologize for the shortness of this post, but I am in Florida and I am laying by a beach. No excuse, but hey my wife is sexy as hell and I can't focus right now!

Mwah