None of this compares to getting that first crucial win in fantasy football!! For some people (roughly half the league) that win comes a little later - like in WEEK 3!!!! No matter the week - when you get that first win it is so good!
"So good once it hits your lips - fill it up again"
To the results:
I Miss Tyler (0-3) 101.5
Juan Fatt Bidge (1-2) 134.8
This was a huge win for Juan Fatt. It is about time his receivers finally show up and score some big points like they were supposed to be doing all week long. Everybody just ignore the fact that Miss Tyler had only 4 players score in the double digits. Everybody please notice that Juan Fatt's kicker and defense both outscored both quarterbacks. This win really came through the air...
Juan Fatt Bidge's receivers: 76 points
I Miss Tyler's receivers: 43.2 points
The difference in receivers: 32.8 points
The difference in the total score: 33.3 points
Is this a PPR league? Yes, yes it is!!
Prediction: Juan Fatt Bidge beat I Miss Tyler by 50 points
Result: Juan Fatt beat Miss Tyler by 33.3 points - didn't cover the spread, but got the win!
BringBack Harbs (1-2) 98.7
Dakster's Lab (3-0) 107.6
So yes, I did prediction that Dakster would not break 100 points this week - but who in their right mind would have said that Christ Thompson is going to score 30 points!! I don't care if "Fat Rob" Kelley is hurt - that is ridiculous. It also did not help BringBack that Benjamin went down early and the entire panthers offensive air game fell apart. I really thought BringBack was still going to take the win - that is until Dakster emerged from his lab, told his sister Deedee to get out and balled out on the Cardinals defense. There is just no denying, that he is good and very consistent. He has scored over 15 points every week and is currently 8th in all quarterbacks (3 through 8 are all only three points away from each other).
Prediction: BringBack Harb's beats Dakster's Lab by 22 points
Result: Dakster's Lab beats BringBack Harb's by 8.9 points - got this one WRONG!!!
Sergio Dippsh*ts (1-2) 111.8
Hoosier Daddy (1-2) 123.2
I would first like to congratulate both teams. Hoosier Daddy, you finally got that much deserved win! Sergio - hey buddy, you finally broke 100 points!!!! Let's all give a round of applause for them... (pause for the clapping)... okay that is enough.
Okay, so lets refer back to the predictions and let me explain who I was actually talking about:
Team A (Hoosier Daddy) has a great running back: Kareem Hunt
Team B (Sergio Dipp) has a questionable player: Jimmy Graham (at the time he was questionable)
Team A has a good match-up for defense: Ravens, usually teams can't perform when in London
Team B has a receiver with someone suspended: Michael Thomas (Snead was still suspended)
Now, yes all of those statements also apply(ied) to the other team as well. I will let you figure out what player fits the bill for each statement.
Prediction: Hoosier Daddy beats Sergio Dippsh*ts by 18 points
Results: Hoosier Daddy beats Sergio Dippsh*ts by 11.4 points - BINGO!!
Waco Kids (1-2) 85.4
Team Price is a Dick (1-2) 127.9
This match-up really surprised me. A huge upset! Especially considering Gurley scored 37.9 points during the Thursday night game. Honestly, who would have thought that the combination of: Ajayi, Cobb, Kelce, Witten, and Seahawks Def score a combined 2.9 points. Unreal. Disgusting. Unlucky. Bullsh*t. Call it what you want - that will not happen often (if ever again). Seahawks are one of the best rated defenses and they got torched by the Titans receivers. Are you kidding me Richard Sherman? Earl Thomas? Kam Chancellor? Where you at Legion of Boom? On the flip side, this matchup actually was extremely close until the Monday night game. "Long Tooth" Fitzy went off for 33.9 points. I bet that if he was a younger version of himself he could have beaten Gurley's score - it is a shame, a damn shame. Nonetheless...
Prediction: Waco Kids beats Team Price is a Dick by 35 points
Results: Team Price is a Dick beats Waco Kids by 42.5 points - this is the biggest point spread to date and I was very clearly WRONG!!
Certified "G" (2-1) 116
Mizuno Blue (2-1) 83.3
There are sometimes when that thing inside my chest starts to really feel bad for someone. Yes, folks I am referring to my heart - and surprisingly I do have one. It may be "grinch-sized" but it is there and sometimes it does feel bad for people. Like when babies fall down or when small animals run into things. I also don't like seeing a fantasy team destroyed by injuries. Mizuno Blue clearly has been riddled by injuries. He is missing his top receiver (Allen Robinson), top running back (David Johnson), and his tight end (Greg Olsen). I am fairly positive those guys could score more than 5.6 points (his replacement players point total).
But let's not take away from Certified and how much this team has turned it around. Nearly, every key player on this team reached double digits. With the exception of Carr - who had a terrible night, and Crowder - still waiting to get into form (I don't necessarily count the kicker) his team had a very consistent week. Good for you buddy!!
Prediction: Mizuno Blue beats Certified "G" by 13 points
Results" Certified "G" beats Mizuno Blue by 22.7 points - WRONG!!!
John Robles (0-3) 130.9
Sagging TD's (3-0) 157.7
I must say the team that I am most surprised by in this match-up and the first three weeks is Sagging TD's. The DDA had him ranked last among all teams and now he sits 3-0 and highest points scored all season. Part of the reason being Diggs - who has scored more than 27 points in 2 of the three weeks. This week was Case Keenum, so clearly it doesn't matter who is throwing the ball. I do remember last year a stretch when Diggs was the top receiver and then he dropped off drastically. Now, I do not think that the Vikings are the same team as last year and I don't foresee a drastic drop-off, but look for one to happen shortly.
You gotta feel for John Robles. You scored the 3rd highest this week and lost. Here is some advice for you: go talk to Hoosier Daddy. He will teach you how to recover from this. My advice: a little a lone time. Find a nice dark corner in your house and make sure you have good wifi. Tissues are normally recommended. Once you get there....
Start initiating some trades.
You all are sick with your dirty thoughts!!
Prediction: Sagging TD's beats John Robles by 25 points
Results: Sagging TD's beats John Robles by 26.8 points - do I need to bring back the Miss Cleo gif?
Match-up of the Week
Aaron Rodgers is GAY (2-1) 68.3
The J-Bones (3-0) 76.6
I must apologize, not for me, but for these two teams. I am apologizing who anticipated a high scoring match-up - which is essentially everyone. And so you know, these two teams will not be giving you a scripted apology that is clearly being read of some paper that their publicist wrote for them. Oh no, this is going to be real and from the heart!
Coming into the match-up these two teams were both right at the top in points scored. After this week, ARIG is now 7th in points scored and J-Bones is 2 points away from dropping to 3rd. ARIG did not have any player score multiple touchdowns (we all know passing tds don't count). Just as I predicted. For J-Bones, decent performances from the running back position and a good game from Hill. Just as I predicted. Also, talking about my predictions....
Prediction: The J-Bones beat Aaron Rodgers is GAY by 8 points
Results: The J-Bones beat Aaron Rodger is GAY by 8.3 points - I mean do I get extra credit for this???
This Week: 4-3
Season: 10-11
Competitor: 2-5
Season: 10-11
Before I send you away with my SWAK (Sealed With A Kiss) - I would like you to know that I have written this entire blog on one knee. All of my blogmates interlocked their arms with mine - incredibly hard to type. What do you think Trump will call us, SOBs? Son of Bloggers?
Mwah
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